Daniel Ade

tweeting my thoughts, impulsive or otherwise

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

I know just the guys for the job

[Doinkadect Klomberbatch @Doinkadect]

Is this the first time the UK’s been looking for a new Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

Ai Video of Charlie Kirk Sniffing Kool-Aid Jar Captivates Online

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

What even is the Blacklist about??

[jezz @JezziiB]

I often think about the episode of the Blacklist where a woman doctor kidnapped anti-abortion male politicians and implanted a fetus into them. They either had to have the child or get an abortion, and it was one of the most fascinating and vindicating stories to watch.

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

Came down with a case of yappin with a mate at the pub last night
Call that bantavirus 😎

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

I’m gonna accidentally watch the whole of this damn spinoff show from all these weird highlight clips twitter keeps feeding me

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

If Seth Rogen wants to hang around with his celebrity friends on a TV set, he can go do that on his Apple TV show set in and around Hollywood! putting that in the boys just feels lazy and self aggrandising

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

Does anyone care that I got through another day with FAT NUTS

[Harley West @harleyxwest]

Guys I did it!!

I survived another day with BIG MELONS

👇🏻👇🏻

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

Guy who isn’t sure if Hunter S Thompson and Hunter Schaffer are the same person or not:
Yeah I love their work

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

Average the Pitt fan on Twitter:

Noah Wyle is a Zionist who yells too much at women of colour

Me:

I call him Dr HeartthRobby

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

Bro is Patrick

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Burger machine

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

@frankiemacd Hey Frankie you’re a legend 😎 from Perth 🦢🇦🇺

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

When the bar already called last drinks but my mate just finished skulling his beer

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

In a just world we’d have a HBO avatar last air bender show and a Netflix Harry Potter show but life just ain’t fair

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

If trump does pay a shitload to acquire it then “Greenland” is kind of a perfect name 🤑

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

She dressed lacy then Preston my wee man till Bam… my Johnny was Dunn

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

Yeah bluesky (the app no one under 30 cares about or uses) is the “worst offender” meanwhile here you can summon an AI to undress anyone you want on a whim! Perfectly safe for under 16s!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why the exception, given that it is the worst offender?

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

@cormac_mccafe69 Surely she’s just the fall guy for now and will be replaced before the next election? Otherwise the libs are cooked cooked

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

Peter Parker when he’s supposed to be learning about how to do taxes:

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

Saw a white guy today with dreads so bad it felt like a hate crime

[Daniel Ade @TheDanielAde]

The game of thrones chuckle brothers could’ve had stranger things’ length and time to finish but they throw it away for Star Wars slop that got cancelled anyway