Danyil

I love living on the hellish earth. (Former) Fishtank enjoyer. Worlo lover.

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful

[Jurgen Habermas @J_Habermas]

I was a Hitler Youth. :(

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Watching someone burn to death on stream and typing “nooooo" in the chat

[Billy @vaxxedBTBBE1965]

Saw it on Instagram

[James Fishback @jamesfishback]

The single biggest backfire in modern American politics

[Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187 @ScottMGreer]

Time to preserve my sanity

[𝖚𝖗𝖝𝖊𝖘𝖚𝖘 ♰ @urxesus]

I could find a tragedy involving a Protestant church and use it as ammunition against Protestantism, but I’m not so mentally depraved as to stoop to the level of this spiritual son of Satan.

[Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187 @ScottMGreer]

Ok, maybe we need to go back to talking about National Divorce or how the collapse is just around the corner.

Just about anything is preferable to guys writing Tumblr essays lusting after a sissified Harry Potter character.

[Rob @robrousseau]

What the fuck is anyone even talking about anymore

[Sola Requiem @Sola_Requiem]

Same guy who’d cheer during a Catholic church shooting. You don't hate Baptists enough.

[J͎Λ͎Y͎ @TakeThiamine]

Wife is telling me about her female BookTok coworker who’s insanely horny and inappropriate, shoehorning sex into every conversation. She’s also a Pokémon card hoarder/reseller. I asked her which dopaminergic she’s on. Wellbutrin.

[Jarvis @JarvisAeneas]

Fascism is when you believe in true love.

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇫🇷🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

This is the news that half your mates from school and college will consume about the French riots.

[N.1 @N1archv]

January 6th was the only protest that actually threatened the modern ruling class, yet you oppose it.

[Keith Woods @KeithWoodsYT]

Outside the Anglophone world humour is mostly quite one dimensional and cringe. I don't think irony is as much a social norm as it is for English speakers, especially in Britain and Ireland, and the English-speaking internet dissects and cycles through memes very fast.

Then you go to the continent and it feels like a time capsule of the 2010s internet where zoomers still make attack helicopter jokes and do stuff like this.

[josh 📈 @oldviennalager]

digger is starship troopers for shitlibs instead of endless war against the bugs ur endlessly putting on braindead hamiltonesque plays making orange-man-bad type points. and then u walk out of the theatre and past the men with guns who are not at all threatened by ur art. forever

[doomer @uncledoomer]

i am eating at the counter at a diner and a pair of baby boomers are just sitting here with an ipad, speakers on full blast, watching reels of AI slop. there are maybe 10,000 sentient human beings on earth

[The Clown Town Chronicle 🎙️ @CTCMemecast]

“Hello, I am CS Lewis and I think womxns rights are OK!”