Apollo

MDNI | 31 | He/Him | UK | Hard/soft kinks

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

Redoing my pinned:

- not new to NSFW twitter
- MDNI
- minors will be blocked on sight
- 28 (‘95)
- dom (switch for the right brat)
- hard/soft kinks
- UK
- DM’s open but please be patient with replies

Like + retweet to be moots

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

Any other neurodivergents get a kick out of consuming depressants (alcohol) and then overstimulating on audiovisual stimuli (watching the big screen rooms outside Tottenham Court Road whilst listening to Blink-182)?

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

This mf told you how shallow and spineless he is 10 years ago

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

@cellophanebee We can’t legalise assisted dying until we have a robust healthcare/welfare/care system in place. Otherwise people could just see it as the path of least resistance rather than a last resort

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

@subbylilly_ Epcot is amazing and kind of like an anti theme park. Yeah, there’s rides, but World Showcase has loads of nice food and shops (school bread in Norway, bread and dips in Morocco, Mitsukoshi in Japan), and there’s also Club Cool which has free sodas from around the world!

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

Belle Delphine walked so Bonnie Blue could run (straight into hell’s gaping maw)

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

@cellophanebee

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

@cellophanebee “a can of” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

@bvnnypr1ncessx Just wait until next week…

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

@bvnnypr1ncessx Is it bad that I knew exactly which song you were singing before I turned the volume up?

[bunny 🐰 @bvnnypr1ncessx]

im gonna take legal action on people who pretend to be me + steal my content. maybe that’ll teach them (: <3 now ur ugly and pathetic AND a criminal. that sucks! for you.

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

What the fuck is this?? JOAI?? I hate it.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Rupert Lowe says Restore Britain will not stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election

"We will stand in the second one, held later this year, when investigations into Farage’s finances conclude"

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

Apparently American independence opposed an ideology it predated by more than 70 years

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

“Communism is the enemy of free people everywhere. It is the enemy of the Constitution. Above all, it is the enemy of July 4, 1776.” - President Donald J. Trump

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

Aaron Sorkin could never

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Mayor Mamdani Delivers Address Marking America’s 250th Birthday https://t.co/301EaUv9mc

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

The difference between British and American soap operas is basically the difference between what Phineas and Ferb think Perry gets up to vs what he actually gets up to

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Day 2 of John Oliver's three-episode General Hospital arc is bringing the drama.

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

Imagine live tweeting the creation of an oligarchy

[Donald Trump Stock Tracker @DJTRadar]

I went through Donald Trump's latest financial disclosures and pulled the 10 most interesting trades from the May activity.

Some of these names will surprise you:

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

Not as sick as poor people under the American healthcare system

[Jon Michael Raasch @JMRaasch]

Our planes are so sick my God.

F-35 hovering over the National Mall.

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

To all the gooners out there who think you’ll never have a career, remember that it’s someone’s job to find ignore the World Cup game and just point the camera at the hottest people in the crowd

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

Hitler used amphetamines and Elon loves ketamine. Does excessive drug use make you a fascist, or do fascists just love their drugs?

[Gadget @Gadget440]

🚨 Tommy Robinson was a VERY sniffy boy during his interview with Karl Stefanovic

Numerous people who have worked with and spend time with Tommy have alleged extreme cocaine abuse.

[Apollo @TheDarkApollo]

He looks like he’s about to bounce on it

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Statue of Lionel Messi unveiled in Patagonia during the World Cup.