Dark Samus

I am Dark Samus. The Master of all Phazon. If you dare to challenge me, you WILL be my next victim. #TheCorrupted

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

I'm back bitch! Now with 100% more Phazon!
#DarkSamusIsFuckingBack

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

So I'm guessing I missed pointless drama, extreme faggotry, lulz at the expense of #SonicTwitter, and other pointless shit.

Seems normal.

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

I'M BACK BITCH.

...and I haven't changed very much at all,

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

@TuffPinkPuff Well he could be making fun of Shadow and his fangirls/boys.

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

@TuffPinkPuff It's an obvious fucking troll doing it for the lulz.

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

@TuffPinkPuff (Possibly. I know what you mean.)

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

Speaking of drugs, what would happen if you smoked Phazon?

I'll bet some goooood stuff.

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

@TuffPinkPuff (Drugs?)

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

I'm probably the holder of one of the most dangerous element in Nintendo history.

Phazon motherfucker, do you have it?

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

@TuffPinkPuff You got a point there.

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

@TuffPinkPuff Ah, I see.

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

@TuffPinkPuff WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST DARK SIDES BITCH?!?!

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

So @BowserVonKuppa got turned into a child.

I find this strangely amusing...

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

@1SamusAran More like 100% lamer...

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

This...

This was where I personally dislodged the Auroua Unit 313 and took it to control Phaaze.

Thanks to new tech, I no longer need one.

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

I remember we jettisoned the surviving humans into deep space.

We were pretty serious about that attack. There were NO survivors...

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

Good thing the data pods are still active.
/start data download while look at the piles of corpes

Damn...

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

This... This was where the first boarding pod attacked the Vallhalla. It has the command code for the Levithan battleship...
#Valhalla

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

/Steps out onto the ship

It's all so familiar...

[Dark Samus @TheDarkSamus]

Funny, that was back during the time I completely seized control of the entirety of the Space Pirates...

/Fires a wormhole