Darth

A Featherless Biped. Learning the Law

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

This is the kind of stuff Americans think happens in Russia, China and Iran

[SeaSnake @moyodre]

Messi is experiencing one week of CR’s last decade and suddenly it’s a “planned attack”

[EGYPTHQ @EgyptCEO]

WORLD CUP SO SINISTER AND NEFARIOUS IT HAS EGYPTIANS ROOTING FOR THEIR OCCUPIERS OF SEVENTY YEARS

[Rk @RkFutbol]

Guys remember when Inter Miami was "invited" to the FIFA Club Worldcup for absolutely no reason??? 😭😭😭

[Haroon @ThisHaroon]

Remember when france football created the 'striker of the year' award to compensate Lewandowski because he was robbed of the Ballon d'Or??? 😭😭😭

[Eric Koch @EricDKoch]

Is he about to be forced to resign as the prime minister of the UK?

[Joe Smith @Sayless091]

All of Lunin's saves have come when Thibaut wasn't on the pitch

[St.Paul's University @SPUKenya]

We dodged a bullet

[W @_common_W_]

Oi look I found Hazard's burner account 😭😭

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!

[“Is this a love island joke??” @aseisheated]

That’s a suspicious number of Kit Kats!

[TC @totalcristiano]

Dkm 😭😭😭

[Will Bredderman @WillBredderman]

Worst of all, gym classes are making them run miles an Uber could cover in less than a minute.

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

Mark- have you heard of someone being “dead” before?

[Farmer @bowtiedfarmer]

Show him a banger when he opens the app and then make it disappear

[Gebo @GeboMpls]

She’s been an American citizen longer than the First Lady.

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

This looks more like a Europa League draw.

[Justin @juza_23]

What in the Europa League is that route to a semi final?