David Schick

If Deja Vu was a person, it would be me. I'm that guy you think you've met somewhere before.

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The Moon: *provides shade*
The Bible Belt: It'll be the end of everything!

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@Brick_MoJo Can confirm. 100% factual.

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Remember the reason for the season, and keep the Saint in St. Valentine's Day. Buy a Hallmark card for that special beekeeper or person with epilepsy in your life, in honor of their patron saint.

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@Brick_MoJo @JohnELTenney I have few pictures and even fewer memories of those days.

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Burger.

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@Brick_MoJo Conan O'Brien: It's not going to be that same clip again is it?
Mexico: Por supuesto que no.
Also Mexico:

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The good news: Searchers are hearing banging from the missing submersible.

The bad news: Knocking-expert Tony Orlando has confirmed that it was only twice on the pipe.

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@Brick_MoJo "Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss."
-Peter Townshend

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How I feel... What I am.

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How I feel... what I am.

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Breaking news...

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The Blue Twit.

Similar to the Red Mist from the movie Kick-Ass, he is a whiny rich douchebag who ends up turning evil (like his father) after failing miserably at being cool. #thebluetwit

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@Solieoso I'll bet that sounds pretty appealing to narcissists and other assorted assholes.

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Pro-tip: Dump all of your followers, and you get a $3 discount.

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Twitter about to be like...

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@SgtSinical @Brick_MoJo @ElectricChimp How this?