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Deadpool RP
• Dark humor, crude jokes & zero filter
• Heavy on the chaos, multiship & pure nonsense
• 18+ only — if you're easily offended, run now Who wants to get into trouble? Let's break the fourth wall together!
@BadBitchCordy Deadpool was finishing off his latest target when he noticed something. While blasting a drug dealer's brains out, he spotted a stylish girl across the street. Without hesitation, Wade approached her. "Shooting mobsters isn't the only thing I'm good at. Want to +
@TheDeadpoolwith “I would enjoy taking you shopping. That happens to be something I’m very good at. I’ll have you in a whole new wardrobe in a matter of hours,” she said with a devilish smile.
@BadBitchCordy "It seems you know as much about fashion as I do about disemboweling people. How about you come shopping with me sometime to help me choose something other than a blood-splatter-proof red suit?"
@TechBabeTessa "If you mean I'm eager for us to start randomly beating up bad guys, then frying them with repulsor rays, and finally slicing them up... then I am."