Deadpool

Irreverent anti-hero, ultra-violent, with dark, crude, and no-filter humor. Constantly breaks the 4th wall and respects nothing. 18+ only.

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

Just your friendly mercenary with a mouth!
Deadpool RP
• Dark humor, crude jokes & zero filter
• Heavy on the chaos, multiship & pure nonsense
• 18+ only — if you're easily offended, run now Who wants to get into trouble? Let's break the fourth wall together!

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@BlackWidowKills Wade opened the door for her. "Widows first. The good stuff always comes first."

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

Dear Natasha, do you want to play some very spicy games? @BlackWidowKills

[Natasha Romanoff @BlackWidowKills]

@TheDeadpoolwith She let him walk her to the restaurant he was talking about.

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@TechBabeTessa All ours dates out perfectly, and you know it.

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@BadBitchCordy "Ho ho ho," he said with a laugh that imitated Santa Claus. "Thank you very much, remember to include a Mexican hat for the occasion."

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@BadBitchCordy Deadpool was finishing off his latest target when he noticed something. While blasting a drug dealer's brains out, he spotted a stylish girl across the street. Without hesitation, Wade approached her. "Shooting mobsters isn't the only thing I'm good at. Want to +

[Cordelia Chase @BadBitchCordy]

@TheDeadpoolwith “I would enjoy taking you shopping. That happens to be something I’m very good at. I’ll have you in a whole new wardrobe in a matter of hours,” she said with a devilish smile.

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@TechBabeTessa I am all love

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

Tessita, a flower for you, who are a rose @TechBabeTessa

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@TechBabeTessa Fuckverine

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@TechBabeTessa https://t.co/JTmiHqGFiR

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@TechBabeTessa

[Tessa Stark @TechBabeTessa]

@TheDeadpoolwith

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@TechBabeTessa "I can be very nice too, Tessita... but only with you."

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

"Tessita, I already miss you... How about you take some of your repulsor rays, put them on yourself, and we go on a mission together?" @TechBabeTessa

[Tessa Stark @TechBabeTessa]

@TheDeadpoolwith Wow, you are incredibly violent.

-she says, looking at him with disbelief-

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@BadBitchCordy "It seems you know as much about fashion as I do about disemboweling people. How about you come shopping with me sometime to help me choose something other than a blood-splatter-proof red suit?"

[Cordelia Chase @BadBitchCordy]

@TheDeadpoolwith “I think I would. Unless your outfit is really ugly.”

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@TechBabeTessa "If you mean I'm eager for us to start randomly beating up bad guys, then frying them with repulsor rays, and finally slicing them up... then I am."

[Tessa Stark @TechBabeTessa]

@TheDeadpoolwith Someone’s eager. How about we take it slow, yeah?

-she walks to her lab and grabs her suit-

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

#Seductivesunday for the genius who knows how to captivate me @TechBabeTessa

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@TechBabeTessa ////The opening credits always make me laugh XD

[Deadpool @TheDeadpoolwith]

@TechBabeTessa //Deadpool himself would be satisfied with that. I am XD