TheDebt

Our rising national debt is as comical as a drunk, offensive college freshman with oblivious parents and a trust fund. Size matters, brah.

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

Mom & dad are gonna freak out when they see the credit card bill...sorry, I spent it all on books? I promise I'll do better next time #debt

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

"We've got bigger fish to fry than catching pot smokers" Bo always has my back :) #debt

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

He won't shut up about some moon base tho. Sooo annoying when he's stoned. @wolfblitzercnn concurs. @newtgingrich #debt

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

It's all fun and games until @newtgingrich spills bong water on the last piece of pizza. More on the way. It's cool, its on me. #debt

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

@MittRomney is comin over to the house tonight.Were gonna "create some jobs" @johnboehner lost a bet this week so every1 gets pizza! #debt

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

@NationalDebt caught me & @NYTimeskrugman red handed buying sum silly string and a keg on moms credit card. Dont tell @wolfblitzercnn #debt

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

@EnactThePlan thinks BowlesSimpson is like @jlin7 just waitin to get off the bench.Ya right @erskinebowles never hits his free throws! #debt

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

@johncusack Come to the anti-War in Iran forum tonight at 110 Walnut Pl., 6:00pm, you would enjoy it. #syracuse

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

@NoLabelsOrg come over to the house and some some hooka with me, @johnboehner and @joe_biden. C'mon, everyone likes a groupie ;) #debt

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

@MikeAssad Nice line.@RepMikePence shoulda used on a chick this weekend, b his no-contraception policy is never popular with the ladies...

[Mike Assad @mikeassad]

#Valentine's Day: Rose are red, violets are blue; Cong. Frank LoBiondo's federal gov't #debt will be passed on to YOU! http://t.co/yjn34IJB

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

@jonbruning no way man. Keep the gravy train flowing! Party like it's the last days of summer! #debt

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

A girl just ran out of a room down the hall. I think @Joe_Biden accidentally got some #santorum on her. #debt

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

@ricksantorm thinks another day of drinking is over the top. Says we should live within our means. Dude?! SUCH a downer.

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

Woah, I just survived an epic bender. Racked up a $1 trillion credit card bill. Mom & dad will be cool w/ it...I hope! LOL!

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

All good ideas start with a happy hour #pom2012

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

@govloop Go Redhawks! #pom2012

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

I'm gonna win a govloop bike jersey #pom2012

[TheDebt @TheDebt]

getting ready for an epic PO&M joint session with @InesMergel #pom2012