deckoboy

Take a break from worrying about what you can’t control

[deckoboy @TheDeckoo]

Okay sir schooler..
You wey get street OT how e be??

[SEUN Durojaiye 🇳🇬 @DurojaiyeSegun]

Davido tag you along to an event, and while he stood up, you went ahead to sit on the chair reserved for him.

Mavo says he does not want to be friends with you anymore because he knows you keep breaking the bro code. Instead of moving on, you still prove him right by showing your private chat with him saying, “Shallipopi is broke.”

Davrel is not yet ready for the street. He still needs to go spend another four years of street schooling; if not, this might cost him a lot.

[deckoboy @TheDeckoo]

@Muheez_Dmw @carter8f Person wey de scratch preek

[deckoboy @TheDeckoo]

@stuzhner @pushsyzn @boywowdeyhere @carter8f @beri_grizou You sound dumb..too dumb.but oh well you are South African so I understand

[deckoboy @TheDeckoo]

Make Una sha ask for age.

[Youdeservedijaaaaaaaa🍭🎀 @prettykadish8]

Ok lmfao

[deckoboy @TheDeckoo]

Na wetin dem tell poco lee this week be that

[Dano💎 @RufaiDano]

The scariest phrase ever is " I'm with the government and i'm here to help."

[deckoboy @TheDeckoo]

De there de speak English till e catch you

[deckoboy @TheDeckoo]

@Odumodublvck_ But ur preek no de rise upward

[deckoboy @TheDeckoo]

“You live with your child alone”

[A Woman Called Omotara 👸🏽⛈️🌪️ @Afrisensation]

You can’t be serious! Just because your girlfriend filled an 8kg gas cylinder with your ATM makes her unmarriageable?? 😂

The same gas that will still remain in your cylinder, not hers. Omoh!!

Let me pat myself on the shoulder for always filling my two 12.5kg cylinders at once. And anyone living on the Island knows how much home service costs to fill a cylinder. And guess what? I live with my child alone.

Sometimes, you people just make little things unnecessarily difficult for yourselves. 😂

[deckoboy @TheDeckoo]

E no go bad if I follow you laugh my presido

[Shallipopi @plutomaniapopi]

Laugh wan kill Pluto Presido🤣

[deckoboy @TheDeckoo]

No wahala I go still ball

[òkìkíJESU B.Sc MCB🦇🔰 @OlalekanAdewol8]

Omo na who set this life thing to Top player ?

[deckoboy @TheDeckoo]

Make Sam self enjoy wetin u de enjoy

[Ben @Spar_tacuss]

Omo💔

[deckoboy @TheDeckoo]

Actually thought u wrote morata 😂

[fxrxq @farhruk]

This is just Alabi and motara in another universe entirely

[deckoboy @TheDeckoo]

If you like go church na you sabi

[Àsàké Alágbo (Herbals) 🪴🌿 @Asake_Alagbo]

Person wey fit dey cum in less than 2mins

[Àsàké Alágbo (Herbals) 🪴🌿 @Asake_Alagbo]

I know you posted this comment under my business tweet exactly two months ago, I’m just seeing it cos I went through my highlights this morning and I won’t turn a blind eye to it.

Who “allegedly” told you I scammed them, when I scammed them and how I scammed them? You need to answer me!

[Àsàké Alágbo (Herbals) 🪴🌿 @Asake_Alagbo]

Can any Sharwama vendor do beske Sharwama? I lowkey want to taste it.

[deckoboy @TheDeckoo]

@Asake_Alagbo Thank you aunty alagbo

[deckoboy @TheDeckoo]

Omo everything na man power ooo 😂
Na that place de important pass for my health

[Àsàké Alágbo (Herbals) 🪴🌿 @Asake_Alagbo]

@SpeedLensGuy @IyaAfrah @TheDeckoo E no dey work for man power jooor😂😂😂

Na everything be man power ni?

[deckoboy @TheDeckoo]

@IyaAfrah E de work for man power first make I know

[deckoboy @TheDeckoo]

@IyaAfrah @Asake_Alagbo What’s the benefit of drinking this