Lance Mcclain

I dont need pants, I'm a mermaid.
the VPD's sharp shooter!
#SparkleShooter

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@SketchingAFairy hey, so uh, happy birthday...look, I'm gonna cut to the chase. I think you're really pretty and cool and smart and talented, really talented, and uh, I was hoping I could take you out?

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@TheEmoPaladin @TheGeekPaladin [My jaw drops] uh, th-thanks Keith [i look at Pidge to make sure i didnt just imagine that]

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@TheEmoPaladin @TheGeekPaladin [i flop onto the floor of our shared quarters] I think im dying. Officially. Its over.

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@lonewolfgalra Aw, come on! We can shave designs into your head!

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

Happy birthday mullet. Hey, how about a hair cut for your birthday?

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@SketchingAFairy WHAT!? ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!? [I drop into the splirts] happy birthday Mi Amore. I would love to gift you with some quality birthday smooches.

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@TheEmoPaladin @TheGeekPaladin Yeah, i know [I sit down with a sigh] thats why it sucks. I dont even know her name, and i probably never will [i lay back on the bed] Lover boy Lance strikes out again

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@TheEmoPaladin @TheGeekPaladin I mean, she didn't want to hurt her. She had a /direct/ line to kill her, and she didnt take it. I know how she's felt, being in this war. I felt \bad\ for her

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@TheEmoPaladin @TheGeekPaladin The cat one. You guys dont understand, i saw her with Shera. She struggled to hurt her. Bad people dont struggle to hurt people

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@TheEmoPaladin @TheGeekPaladin I know! I know its crazy! [I jump to my feet as well] but i dont think she's really bad. I think she's just....kind of bad

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@TheGeekPaladin @TheEmoPaladin [I dont respond with words, instead with just a long pained whine]

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@TheGeekPaladin @TheEmoPaladin OW! [I glare up at Keith. Well at least i didnt get "lightly stabbed" this time] we need to work on your people skills still. You're never gonna get a girlfriend at this point. [I turn to Pidge] worse

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@TheEmoPaladin @TheGeekPaladin I cant tell you [i flop over Keith's lap dramatically] its /forbidden/

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@TheEmoPaladin @TheGeekPaladin Whatever. But seriously guys. My heart has been ripped out of my body!....by a girl!

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@TheEmoPaladin @TheGeekPaladin What? No-hey! That's just rude Keith. Shiro would /totally/ be into me.

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@TheGeekPaladin @TheEmoPaladin Its not Allura [i then add quietly] shes already told me no for like the fifteenth time [i clear my throat] what if its a boy? Huh? What about that? Not very gender equality of you to /assume/ its a girl [my eyes shift between the two of you. I totally got you know. Roasted]

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@TheEmoPaladin @TheGeekPaladin What!? How!? Who said it was a girl, i never said it was a girl, why do you /assume/ it was a /girl/ [i cross my arms looking at you two. It's obviously a girl]

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@Charmspeaking [I pout, looking at the results of the petitions for new clubs for the school] oh, come on.

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

I personally volunteer to escort Keith out myself

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@SpaceDadPaladin @Charmspeaking @StoryBookStar @TheEmoPaladin @SpaceMomPaladin @TheGeekPaladin Jeez, what's wrong with that guy [I watch you run out the door] great, now ive gotta explain this to Shiro

[Lance Mcclain @TheDensePaladin]

@SpaceDadPaladin @TheEmoPaladin @Charmspeaking @StoryBookStar @SpaceMomPaladin @TheGeekPaladin Oh come on. Keith! [I groan, following after you] just /tell/ me what you're mad about!