Captain D

*opinions are my own and my own only*

[Captain D @TheDeonte]

@SimslearnAi Claude

[Captain D @TheDeonte]

@AndrewBolis YT

[Captain D @TheDeonte]

@vulturetrades Lets see it

[Captain D @TheDeonte]

@vulturetrades Sure thing

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

pope yes

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Black smoke from Tuscaloosa. No starting quarterback has been named

[Beer For America @Beer4America]

Dang, @ChatGPTapp on SAVAGE MODE!

@grok what do you have to say about this???

[BYU Barstool @byubarstool]

This is not what we meant by “we want Bama”

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

"So wait, people are just turning everything into cartoons?"

"Everything, Joe. Everything. It's unbelievable. They're calling it "ghiblified". I didn't make that word up. It's all soft lighting, pastels. And I like it, okay? I like it a lot. But they're doing it to everything. War footage, Biden falling off bikes. That Cybertruck burning in front of my tower. Ghibli. All of it. They're ghiblifying suffering. They're calling it aesthetic. It's all because of this new thing called 4o. Four-Oh. New model, very powerful. I asked them, I said "How is it so soft?" They didn't answer. They just showed me a picture of a raccoon eating flan in a meadow."

"That doesn't sound bad though?"

"It's not all bad, Joe. Some of it is beautiful. A guy made his dog’s first birthday into a full ghibli montage. Little hat, tiny cake, streamers blowing in the wind—Joe, I got emotional. I don’t even like dogs that much. But the same account posted ghiblified footage from a drone strike. And I said, "Wait a second... what are we doing here?" They're feeding it pain, Joe. And the model just makes it... whimsical."

"So we're just... ghiblifying reality?"

"That's what they're saying, Joe. Makes everything feel like summer break. You see a car accident and your first thought is, ‘Wow. Gorgeous framing.’ And people are loving it. They're saying "It's soothing. It's healing" And maybe it is, Joe. Maybe it is."

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

👀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Have you tried turning the government off and on again?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Jalen Hurts keeping the main thing, the main thing 😤

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

BREAKING: Santa Claus is currently in a dogfight with Drones over the State of New Jersey

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Elon Musk calls for a basic cognitive test for elected officials after Rep. Kay Granger was not seen for six months and was later found at a dementia care home.

[Lane Kiffin @Lane_Kiffin]

Way to keep us on the edge of our seats Committee …. Riveting

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

December 3️⃣ #CFBPlayoff Selection Committee Rankings 🏈🏆

4️⃣. Alabama // @AlabamaFTBL // #RollTide

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@TuckerCarlson Interesting to hear things directly vs through the media filter

[Thomas Frank @TomFrankly]

We really need to decide what this word means