Derek Denton

🖊️🇫🇷 🇪🇺 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇸 Writer. Union Thug. Education Advocate. Weirdo turned pro.

[Derek Denton @theDerekDenton]

May you find someone who loves you as much as apps want you to rate them.

[Derek Denton @theDerekDenton]

So, are Matt Damon and other rich people doing more "fortune favors the bold" crypto ads for us small people? #SuperBowl

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It's Tom Bombadil's Middle-Earth, we're just questing in it. #lotr #RingsOfPowerS2

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Happy Sunday, errybody!
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"Seine-sational" shared a groan and wry laugh around the world. Le mot juste? Vive la France! 🇨🇵 Olympics2024

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"Your levity is good. It relieves the tension and the fear of death."
– FSQ (Famous Schwarzenegger Quote)
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We’ve all been there: “I’d love to help, but I’m haunted by the avenging ghost of my genius poet spouse…” #SylviaPlath

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If told in my 20s that after one Gen X President, we'd back to three Baby Boomers in a row I'd be shocked and engraged. Now I'm just enraged. #Debates2024

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A blank page or canvas. So many possibilities.

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Nicholson expertly analyzes the misses and cuts that fizzled the #StarWars Hotel. Fave point: No fully-paid Disney+ access in rooms that cost thousands a night.

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

Please watch my video https://t.co/UNVH4gkisw

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Daughter got me the Dune 2 popcorn bucket, son 3-D printed the Alien head and hand-painted it. I feel seen!

[Lil Koko Bean @riddimthot420]

who in their right mind would build a bear into this world right now???

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Mis-typed "KinkedIn" instead of "LinkedIn" then had a moment pondering that alternate universe.

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#HappyEaster2024 QUICK CHECK: After 10+ years of marriage equality, our friends and neighbors have all been marrying their dogs or donkeys or vacuum cleaners as predicted, right?

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Emojis should be able to battle. If I did an anger emoji next to someone’s heart emoji they cancel each other out to no emoji, or the victorious emoji grows bigger.

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May you find someone who loves you as much as Prince loves a good dong joke. #SuperBowl 2007.

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@JennyENicholson "Hellfire" from Hunchback.

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I allow for changes and layers to existence, but hold metaphysical certitude the first one is simply named "Star Wars".

[Derek Denton @theDerekDenton]

"for the growing good of the world is partly dependent on unhistoric acts, and that things are not so ill with you and me as they might have been is half owing to the number who lived faithfully a hidden life and rest in unvisited tombs."

– Middlemarch, George Eliot

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Lamentation Over the Dead Christ (Botticelli, 1492)//Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (Bravo, 2024)