Derpy Hooves

Hi my name is Derpy I'm a single mail mare. | I love muffins!

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The Equestria Army:
"We fight today, so you can live in peace tomorrow."

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Man, that's really rude! :(

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Hi, I like muffins!
Yes.

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@AndyBrawler You made me open Twitter cuz u notification! >:(
REEEEE!!! XD

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Whoever is trying to use my account, fuck off!

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You can't like this tweet!
That's illegal! :)

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@elonmusk I'm blocking you.
HAHAHA!
YOU ARE THE WORST!

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@ComputerPile I wish he died so we can get a good person to be in charge and not a pathetic loser such as Elon F*ck.

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@Tridashie Haha, get rekt, lol.

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How does one become a famous pony on Twitter?! 🤔

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Here's your mail sir/ma'am!
Sorry it's late, I uh dropped your mail but I hope I got all of it!
Sorry...

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@JonesBlue20 @HoovesQueen Are you cute?
YES!

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Are you stupid, mate?!

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#NewProfilePic
DERP!

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mlp gen 3.5 is better than gen 4 anyday!
change my mind!

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I think my irl friend is psychopath!
Today when we met he looked me dead in the eyes and said: "I know where you live and the moment you don't move I will only get closer, till I finally will be breathing down your neck, and in the next moment everything you see will go black..."

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@AndyBrawler I think you mean liminal space!

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Don't you hate when SOME people spam videos of games you don't like?
Me to!

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I wish I had a cool banner that reflect my account!
Like a banner of Derpy surfing on a pc and the website that she's on is Twitter.
That'd be cool!

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@Doctorwhooves31 Aww, thank you! :D

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FALSE, I'M NOT CUTE! >:)