The Devonport Ferry

Conversations overheard on the Devonport/Auckland City ferry.

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"I feel bad for the daughter because she obviously got her mothers real nose."

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"The new library was such a waste of space. They could've put something useful there, like a Farro or a Nosh."

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"We can't go to Clooney 'cause they will insist on picking up the cheque and you know they can't afford it and that's just awkward."

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"Do you think I could get free tickets if I claimed Emotional Distress?"

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"I wish I'd been hurt in this mornings crash. I'd take Fullers for all they're worth."

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

@clemenszlami nah, kale juice in the operating system.

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"Shit I'd consider dodging 1.8 million dollars of tax if all I had to do was pay 50,000 in fines. That's nothin."

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"Notice she doesn't breast feed? Says it's cause the baby doesn't take but my money's on the fact that she doesn't want to ruin her boobs."

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"Your opinion is only valid if you live between the ferry building and narrow neck beach."

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"We're thinking of buying a boat just so we can avoid the Waiheke ferry crowds."

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"I wouldn't if I were you, don't forget everything that goes on in Devo doesn't stay in Devo. Everyone knows your business."

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"Have you seen her lately? Botoxed to her brains. That's what happens when you move to Remuera."

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"I hardly slept at all last night, the house was creaking like mad. I guess that's the downfall of living in a massive 18th century villa."

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"I asked for my coffee in a GLASS with only WHITE marshmallows and it came in a cup with pink."

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"I'm just like can you not inconvenience me with stories about your children? I have no time to pretend to care."

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"We got rid of our landline because the only people who called were idiots asking for money."

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"That dude from Shorthand St was on the ferry last night you know, that beefy one with the douche-y name?"

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"She wants a car for her birthday so we went yo visit some showrooms on the weekend. MINI coopers are surprisingly cheap!"

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"I reckon if you're not going to be rich yourself then at least make sure you have rich friends.. Or a rich husband."

[The Devonport Ferry @TheDevoFerry]

"I feel like some of my colleagues hate me because my parents pay my rent and I don't have a student loan."