The Dew Drop FC

The best Sunday league team there is, managed by The Great Bridge Bielsa. Stars include Tinaldo, Tyler Velcro Hands Palmer, 🎤 O'toole and JR Fucking 11 🐐

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Rumour has it the Gypsy King wears Simon Cooper jarmas, bosh

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Compo claim nearly gone through. He can fuck that walking stick and voltorol off as soon as the money hits the bank, fuck the social. Bosh

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The drop is saddened to announce the injury of Cal the flagmon. an ever present linesman of the club. He will be back before we know it (when his compo claim gets settled and the social stop monitoring him)

Callum will be sponsoring the clubs Christmas party’s going forward

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It was a Fucking rough en last night troops. happy Easter shaggers and shaggettes, great bridge Bielsa has acted like Jesus and gone out Friday and come back Monday. Love to see it. @karen22431346 is FUMIN, up the drop

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After a few sponsors for next season. Not for kit or nothing. Just wanna few rounds down the kings for fuck all. Get in touch you local businesses 📞

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@ben_wba05 Pre season soon Benny boy 🖊

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@adamwoodward99 @Jaydodd1998 @SamRollason95
Pre season game or what? You don’t want this smoke 💨💨💨💨💨💨

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Should be more than that, boring cunt 😅😂

[Connor Silvester @ConSilvester19]

one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/Ab1WM4Zscp

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Disappointing end to the season for us, took a few weeks to type this one. Rumour has it Balding nath’s peno landed in Ukraine and kicked off a load of aggro 😅💣

But we go again next season, on the piss we’re on a bender, snooks centre half is a sex offender 💚🖤

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@ben_wba05 @JoshMay_17 You just trying to make us cry Ben? Is that how ya get ya kicks? We’ve had 2 days mourning. Now we’re back trolling and dishing out L’s

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Just grateful the albion snapped up Bruce and not the other silver haired tactical genius on the market tbf , Great bridge bielsa

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@karen22431346 Calm down you 👀😂

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Strong rumours that Ryan Tinsley has been pictured outside Wardy’s house on a horse and cart trying to force a move #Tindemwingie

Simon Cooper is inconsolable about these developments #ElBuffalo 🇨🇴 🦬

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🚨 Looking like all rumoured deals are off, just spoke to Great Bridge Bielsa and he said “we ay got a pot to piss in” #TheDrop 🚨

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@TheDewDropFC1 desperately trying to get @ChrisHunter78 in for contract talks before the 11pm deadline. Deal subject to him passing medical as he’s older than gods dog. (He was my dads favourite players when he was growing up)

What a dream signing 😍 #Baller

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Just got hold of Simon Cooper @sicooper1970 as he’s on nights. Might be movement in some deals in the next half hour #DeadlineDay

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@ginna_matt @AllscottHeathFC Deadline day tomorrow make sure that phones on son 📞

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No game for us today, good Fucking job tbf because majority of the squad was more fucked last night than Prince Andrew’s hobbies and interests

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@ginna_matt @AllscottHeathFC Fuck me Ginna, I wish my car went as fast as your managerial career 😂

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It’s gone west #JR11

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The footballing IQ in this photo is through the roof, JR and Tinaldo am in it as well. Happy 21st to Darlo’s favoured son. The St Thomas Moore Neymar. JR Fucking 11 🐐