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[que.sarah.sarah @TheDewness]

I'm being told The Grand Canyon just committed suicide.

#StephenColbert

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

What Ron DeSantis is doing in the state of Florida, particularly when it comes to public education, should terrify us all.

We have to make sure that man never becomes President.

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

I bet they asked Herschel Walker if he was ready to make his concession speech, and he said, “Yes, two hot dogs please.”

Congratulations @ReverendWarnock
Thank you GA!🙌🏾

[Moshe Kasher @moshekasher]

Loving that the guy who went on a sustained harassment campaign against a nice guy with a big dick for fucking his ex is telling Jews to get over their resentment against the guy who exterminated their grandparents.

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Unarmed queers in a gay bar in Colorado Springs were able to do what hundreds of armed men couldn't do in Uvalde.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Is the “red wave” the parade of angry faces on Fox News fuming over what went wrong?

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

If the Twitter goes away l will resume my outbursts at JoAnn Fabrics.

[Ginger.Lee @GingerLeeAuthor]

I wish Dolly Parton owned Twitter

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

It's that time of year when the little penguins begin building their nests. Marcus is busy and focused on choosing just the right materials to impress the females. The leaf thief is Jalapeno, not surprising since he's a spicy penguin.

[que.sarah.sarah @TheDewness]

@mmpadellan Voted by mail!

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

Dear god…

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I levitated watching this. WOW.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

WOWWWWWWWWW

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Remember when Leslie was listening to WAP for the first time 😭

[que.sarah.sarah @TheDewness]

https://t.co/MLXsFGnTLA

#gofundmecampaign #SingleMoms #family

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

This woman thinks drug dealers are handing out fentanyl on Halloween. Why? Because Fox News told her.

[Graham Clark @grahamclark]

Too many monkeys jumping on the bed implies there is a correct amount of monkeys doing that