The Dindu

Dishonest News, #Satire Analysis & OpEds sans sense. Endia's leading aunty-national periodical. We don't crop news. Our sources are UNreliable. Professional AF.

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#Dhurandhar2
Sources Claim At Least 69% of the Pakistani World Cup Winning Squad Composed of R&AW's Deep Assets

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Indian Prime Minister Receives the "The Greedy Merchant" Medal, Becomes the First Goyim to Get the Highest Jewish Honour

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#EpsteinFiles
Epstein Files Scandal May Soon Shock Indian Politics

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#News
Pakistan Bans 'Dhurandhar' for Ignoring Nation's Proudest Tradition: Bachchabaazi

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Outrage in Buenos Aires: Argentines Unveil Massive Adolf Hitler Statue "To Reciprocate Trinamool Congress Hospitality" After Kolkata's 70-Foot Messi Monument Sparks International Statue Wars

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Progressive Leader Akhilesh Presided Over UP's First Same Sex Marriage

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Ravish Kumar's Epic Loyalty Bags AVN Award Under "Best Deepthroating" Category for Years of Gagging on Congress Crown Prince

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Lalu Prasad Yadav Picked Up a "Go To Jail" Card While Playing Monopoly!

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From The Perennial Beggar To A Loyal Lap Dog, Pakistan Improves Its Global Image Under Shahbaz Sharif

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#NobelPeacePrize
Trump Misses Nobel Nod: Pakistan Leaders on Edge Over Unlikely Peace Prize Fallout

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#NewsFlash
Suryakumar Yadav Donates Asia Cup to South-Asian Begger

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Year 2029

Modi: मैं

Tej Pratap : तेज प्रताप, ईश्वर की शपथ लेता हूं कि.....

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#NewsFlash
PCB Cricket Team Shows Solidarity to Pakistan Armed Forces, Takes Orders & Training From Terrorists

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Shocking Development in #ILoveMuhammad Controversy, Massive Conversion Racket Found on the Internet

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#Shameful
Pakistan Prime Minister Publicly Expressing His Commitment to Deepthroat Donald Trump's Member at UN

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#News
Karnataka Fishermen Move HC to Stop Bengaluru Govt From Repairing the Roads, Claiming Pothole Sizes Qualify the Definition of Lakes

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Heimdall, the Gatekeeper of Valhalla Condemns the Statement of Kash Patel; Seeks Mercy From Umiya Mata

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#New
Modi Turns 75, Retires From Politics of Hate

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#News
Pakistan Cricket Board Conducts Press Conference, Presents Analysis on Taking Down 3 Indian Wickets, Declares Victory Against India in #AsiaCup2025

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#News
ISI Flooding Social Media With Fake News of Pakistan Cricket Victory Today, As No one in India is Watching the Match