John Smith

[John Smith @TheDoctor5629]

@KaiRossBest I don't think it's THAT bad

[Zhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02]

Bad haircut
Ugly for 3 week
Depression
Take several fentanyl

[John Smith @TheDoctor5629]

@JackMasseyWelsh My postcard came!!

[John Smith @TheDoctor5629]

@TJnosnibor Guys he hasn't put an emoji over his face, that's what he looks like IRL

[John Smith @TheDoctor5629]

@TJnosnibor Wanna tell us another joke mate?

[John Smith @TheDoctor5629]

@TJnosnibor TJSucksAtSpeaking

[Paris is 🆒️ (green thing with the chessboard) @paristhecoolest]

BREAKING NEWS:
Famous content creator by the name of slimecicle ALMOST got eaten by an ostrich. He defeated it by using a long object, keeping to its side, aiming for its neck, damaging its wings and going for its legs. We are happy to report that he is safe and in recovery x

[John Smith @TheDoctor5629]

@TJnosnibor @Softwilly Idek at this point if I'm cooked

[John Smith @TheDoctor5629]

@KaiRossBest I don't even know what happened to mine-

[John Smith @TheDoctor5629]

@TJnosnibor @NotBlueLeaf_ What the frickity frack is this? How DARE you try and touch another person without touching me first?!?!?!?!?!

[John Smith @TheDoctor5629]

Mario doesn't have cake, he has the whole bakery.

[John Smith @TheDoctor5629]

@KaneUnabIe How AND Why did you eat raw chicken??!?!?!

[John Smith @TheDoctor5629]

@KaiRossBest Like a big, fluffy marshmallow

[John Smith @TheDoctor5629]

@KaneUnabIe Nah you look like the Statue of Liberty mate <3

[John Smith @TheDoctor5629]

@KaneUnabIe After all these years... I still have it

[John Smith @TheDoctor5629]

@JackMasseyWelsh My @youtooz arrived today!!

[John Smith @TheDoctor5629]

@TJnosnibor Oh em gee can you draw me pls???

[John Smith @TheDoctor5629]

@KaiRossBest @ORPHIXuk @TheVictoria @TheCatapultClub I would come but it's in Birmingham...

[John Smith @TheDoctor5629]

@KaiRossBest First time using any type of photo editing software, pls be nice