Douglas Hugh Taylor

I write jokes, talk shit and criticise everything. All for shits and giggles.

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@NickShannon_ @WaffleStar3838 @piersmorgan None of what you’re saying has anything to do with my point. No snowflake here, was pointing out someone else’s insecure whine. Very odd and incredibly irrelevant response.

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@scottevil21 @WaffleStar3838 @piersmorgan Nah life’s fine, and I’m all for fair play in sport, I just think the whole “my sport is tougher than your sport” is a really insecure and pathetic take.

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@WaffleStar3838 @piersmorgan Oh shut up you whiny little twatbitch. It’s a different sport and I’m so so sorry it doesn’t live up to your preference. Get fucked and stop being such an elitist ass.

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@SusanKi25112765 @piersmorgan I mean I think he’s been fucking terrible but he hasn’t committed any acts of treason so how could he be charged with it?

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@elonmusk Link me to the evidence please.

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@justdavenow89 What a mean spirited man.

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@TheBritLad Bit tough when it isn’t illegal but hey okay, I’ll watch how this goes.

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@lisay1020179757 Yes

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@SaminaSamis Yes

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@SaminaSamis Yes

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@SaminaSas Yes

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@jeffrey_Tekkers @HeidiBachram That’s not the same person.

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@SBarrettBar Could someone actually explain what this is in reference to?

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@MolenPhyllis @SpencerHakimian You’re a bit of a cunt, Phyllis.

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@dave41619095 @narindertweets @DrAmirKhanGP @Keir_Starmer Dave could you please pay more attention?

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@Darkweb3yagami @Reza_shuaib Anyone told them macho lot about Sean Connery?

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@xXSupaFryeXx @esjesjesj Not the same person, not even the same dress, but way to go saying you’ll protect your own paedos. Do you not understand we want them all outed, not just the ones on the right?

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@GSGB01 @antmiddleton What an illogical fucking idea.

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@Thor__8819 @Lucie_Fur99 Thor, you self aggrandised with your own chosen nickname. Aside from the fact that only you and a couple of echo chamber mates down the pub call you that, I’d like to ask how it’s going with the girls. Listened to and respected them yet? Or are you still wanking over The Bill?

[Douglas Hugh Taylor @theDougling]

@PeterBleksley In which case this should be your last word on the matter.