No I’M Elon Musk

She/Her. New Yorker. Jewish. Queer. Sews with intent to play dress-up. Science Wrangler. Professional Audience Member.

[No I’M Elon Musk @TheDreamflower]

@EGYPTAIR You will not help me. I know this because I have been waiting for help for 8 days, and have received none. The last time I messaged you sent me a link to your website baggage policy. Emailing has produced nothing.

[No I’M Elon Musk @TheDreamflower]

Really loving the absolute lack of care that @EGYPTAIR has displayed in finding my lost luggage or communicating with me in any way about it.

[No I’M Elon Musk @TheDreamflower]

@EGYPTAIR any time you want to un-ruin my vacation by actually finding my suitcase and sending it to me would be greereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat

[No I’M Elon Musk @TheDreamflower]

I absolutely love the fucking uselessness of a @united “priority” luggage tag.

[No I’M Elon Musk @TheDreamflower]

I wish all @ConEdison a very happy fix your fucking payment systems because if I’m enrolled in an auto payment I expect to have the bill payed ON TIME so I don’t get hit with two bills at once your service is shit and I wish we had literally any other option but you.

[Ghoncheh Habibiazad | غنچه @GhonchehAzad]

Mohammad Ghobadloo, 23-year-old Iranian protester who was executed today, received care for bipolar disorder since he was 15, according to Amnesty.

At least 8 protesters have been executed in relation to the nationwide protests in Iran after death of Mahsa Zhina Amini.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

A reminder that “Stop Zionist Hate” is not a pro-Palestinian account.

It’s an account run by white supremacists who have taken advantage of the Palestinian cause and Palestinian grief to spread their bigotry.

[No I’M Elon Musk @TheDreamflower]

@UPS
Thanks for losing my birthday package.
Really fucking appreciated.

[No I’M Elon Musk @TheDreamflower]

@ups I have never had so much grief with trying to receive a package as I have had with your service. I hope your employees quit en masse and your business fails tomorrow.

[No I’M Elon Musk @TheDreamflower]

@ups

At no point have I ever requested delivery reschedules. Piss off.

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

Because it didn’t happen. Hope this helps!

[Alexander Panetta @Alex_Panetta]

Clarissa Ward managed to get brief access to Gaza and made the most of it. What a story.

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Happening in #Sudan:

•UN says 18 million people need urgent food aid

•Numbers of hungry increasing as war expands

•Volunteers in capital running out of gruel

•Aid effort hampered by security, funding shortfall
https://t.co/ela3roPmtE

[Shayan Sardarizadeh @Shayan86]

A vast Russian influence operation on TikTok involving 12,800 fake accounts spreading disinformation about the war in Ukraine to millions of users in Germany, France, Italy, Poland, Israel and Ukraine, has been uncovered by BBC Verify and @DFRLab.

https://t.co/cDkxx0Tq3W

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

NEW

CNN’s @clarissaward has managed to get herself into Southern Gaza, which is not an easy feat these days.

Her report airs on CNN tomorrow.

[Gabe Stutman @gabe_stutman]

A public menorah in Oakland was cut into pieces, some of which were tossed in a lake.

The Jewish community is holding a rededication ceremony tonight at 7 p.m.

https://t.co/d2XPZPLDiu

[Alon-Lee Green - ألون-لي جرين - אלון-לי גרין 🟣 @AlonLeeGreen]

עמית סגל מפרסם בגאווה וידאו של שיר חנוכה שמתנגנים מרמקול של אחד המסגדים בג׳נין שבגדה המערבית. סליחה, אבל אין כאן שום סיבה לגאווה. לא רק שלכבוש מסגד ולנגן בו שירי חנוכה ��אוכלוסיה מוסלמית ולא ישרלאית זה לא דבר שתורם לביטחון שלנו, אלא שזה בדיוק מייצר את הדלק לשנוא אותנו עוד יותר.

[Alon-Lee Green - ألون-لي جرين - אלון-לי גרין 🟣 @AlonLeeGreen]

עצרת יהודית-ערבית חשובה מאוד בחיפה במוצ״ש הקרוב. רק שלום יביא ביטחון, רק הליכה בדרך ההפוכה מזו של ממשלת הימין הקיצוני תוציא אותנו מהבוץ העזתי ומהשכול הבלתי נגמר, רק הסכם יחזיר את החטופים וימנע הרג חפים מפשע. הגיע הזמן להגביר את הקול ואת המאבק.

[Tal Hagin @talhagin]

This photo is from December 19, 2019, and depicts a child named Mahmoud Hassan Ali from Syria. It is not recent, and not from Gaza.

[@eliothiggins.bsky.social @EliotHiggins]

Unfortunately for Max, his tweet has been archived, so he can't pretend it didn't exist next time someone thinks he's some sort of humanitarian. https://t.co/HZPABanORo