The Driver Matt

I drive for Lyft, DoorDash, Grubhub, and more. Follow my (mis)adventures :-) | Views are entirely my own 🚖🚛🚘

[The Driver Matt @TheDriverMatt]

Not driving today. Today I am doing #SelfCare: cleaning my home office, doing laundry, and maybe rewatching #HamiltonFilm again :-) I’ll be #OnTheRoadAgain tomorrow :-)

[The Driver Matt @TheDriverMatt]

Came up with this last night :-) had to explain to a passenger this week that we’re not a livery service so no scheduled pick ups with individual drivers (gotta use the app!), but that they were more than welcome to follow me for memes and a smile 😊 going to make cards soon).

[Thenerdymom77 @Thenerdymom77]

@TheDriverMatt Literally best gif I've seen all year.

[The Driver Matt @TheDriverMatt]

Love @BurgerKing - they have the #ImpossibleWhopper for us vegetarians and #Bathrooms for us gig workers!

[The Driver Matt @TheDriverMatt]

Sheila (that’s my cat’s name) is all clean and ready. Inside is sterilized every night, and she’s washed by me, by hand, every other day. Now, time to @Lyft in #Buffalo :-)

[The Driver Matt @TheDriverMatt]

So we beat Han Solo this weekend, nbd @gopuff #thatdriverlife #giglife

[The Driver Matt @TheDriverMatt]

Home for a quick costume change so I can go from @gopuff snack deliverer extraordinaire to your friendly neighborhood @lyft driver. Mostly I need deodorant, and to change my invisible cape #WarmOut

[The Driver Matt @TheDriverMatt]

But for real though...it was like driving through a war zone last night. And I know this, because I have literally driven through them before.

[Ari-Ari-Mondo @ArmandoGJR]

I -

[The Driver Matt @TheDriverMatt]

Look I’m not a narc...you don’t have to blame the “skunk.” And the...um...quantity of @benandjerrys sort of uh...gives it away. You do you and stay off the road, leave the driving to me, and I’ll keep bringing the snacks to you all day (and night). Be careful of that “skunk” now.

[The Driver Matt @TheDriverMatt]

Been busy getting everyone their morning recovery supplies. Lots of waffles, chocolate milk and uh...some red and blue sports drank...it’s okay, you can see those memories from last night on Facebook and TikTok later… https://t.co/6hcDBfiSLB

[The Driver Matt @TheDriverMatt]

I’ll be driving for @gopuff today delivering all of your convenience and snack needs, including regret in both fruit punch and orange flavors for those of you who partied too hard last night. ⁣#snackfood #snacklover #snack #snacksonsnacks #yummy #snackattack #food #snacktime

[The Driver Matt @TheDriverMatt]

Stealing this & repurposing it for my car #BlackLivesMatter #MyCarIsASafePlace #LGBTQ #WearAMask

[The Driver Matt @TheDriverMatt]

I’m going to be totally honest: order whatever snacks you need, judgement free. I get it. If you need 20 pints of ice cream (and a 2 liter of Diet Coke, for balance) no judgments on my end. 2020’s a dumpster fire. You do you booboo and I’ll make sure your food gets there safely.

[The Driver Matt @TheDriverMatt]

Me, Smelling in my usually very @Febreze_Fresh Car: OMG IS MY CAR ON FIRE 😱🔥?!?!
Me realizing that the good citizens of my fine city of #Buffalo are letting off enough explosives to invade @Canada if they could put down their @Molson_Canadian long enough to find the border:

[The Driver Matt @TheDriverMatt]

Every day I’m #Hustling

[The Driver Matt @TheDriverMatt]

Been bringing the snacks all day today #DeliveryModeActivated

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Happy #4thOfJuly 🍑

[The Driver Matt @TheDriverMatt]

Okay, just a pro-tip: if you’re dressed in all black looking like the Babadook, and it’s night out, and you’re wearing a black face mask (thank you for wearing one, btw), please hold up your phone’s flashlight so I can see you #SafetyFirst

[Gopuff @gopuff]

things may be a little different bit different year. but whether you’re staying in watching movies (or @HamiltonMusical) this weekend or having a socially distant BBQ, we are here to deliver what you need!