Michael Oldroyd (it/creature)

Comedian seen on Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, ESPN, 📺+ EHS Wildcat & MIZZOU 🏈🐅 Nicholas Cage’s Doppelgänger | Follow me for a constant diarrhea of humor 😂

[Michael Oldroyd (it/creature) @TheDroyd]

The top 10 countries that listen to the Michael Oldroyd Comedy Podcast. Thank you!!!! 🕊🙌🏼🙏🏻🏈❤️

1. 🇺🇸
2. Japan 🇯🇵
3. U.K. 🇬🇧
4. Germany 🇩🇪
5. Singapore 🇸🇬
6. Sweden 🇸🇪
7. Netherlands 🇳🇱
8. India 🇮🇳
9. Egypt 🇪🇬
10. Canada 🇨🇦

[Michael Oldroyd (it/creature) @TheDroyd]

Today marks the celebration of a Juneteenth which is the day We ended slavery. Thankful for it because nobody should be enslaved in this world 🌎 Not just this country. And I am on a mission to free those who need to be freed from mental slavery because, sadly that’s a thing too

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I see you Eddie Vedder

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Do jazzed it’s finally wnba season!!!

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I am genuinely happy we finally won the war in Iran that we won on day 1… We won, right?

Because if so, we can finally shift our focus to the dirt bike tricks at the White House with true peace of mind🛞

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I wrote a hand written letter to Jim Carrey once, thanking him for what he’s done for us, and I’m very glad I did

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It bothers me when the news reports unnecessary details for the public after somebody dies.

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Dance with Wolves

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[Michael Oldroyd (it/creature) @TheDroyd]

I met Kevin Costner once and tried to say I love dances with wolves but I was nervous so I said “I dance with wolves!!”

But that was an even better statement because it’s also true. What it means is I am one with Mother Nature and we dance in the oneness that connects all of us

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Rah Rah came to one of my shows last night & it was good to see a teammate the day of the passing of another. Every teammate I’ve ever had is a brother of mine forever

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@TheoVon Yep

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I lived with Aldon Smith at one point in college and the man was the definition of BEAST MODE out on that field. RIP Aldon and God Bless you bro 🙏🏼🏈

[Michael Oldroyd (it/creature) @TheDroyd]

Congratulations New York, one of my many homes on planet earth

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Just wanna articulate some gratitude real quick about some mosquito bites that recently healed. Thankful they no longer itch and thankful I can wear shorts around chicks again

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We send our condolences and support to Aldon’s family and friends during this very difficult time. He will be missed by all 🖤💛

[Michael Oldroyd (it/creature) @TheDroyd]

I was talking to a chick at the bar about Deon Sanders tonight of all topics… I guess you can tell I’m in Colorado

She seemed informed too

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https://t.co/eiXV46Squg

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This week. 6/11 and 6/12 now… two shows. Tickets for sale 🎫 at https://t.co/WagzEtOYcr

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Look at Zach Effron catching for the Reds rn

[Michael Oldroyd (it/creature) @TheDroyd]

Just wanna articulate some gratitude real quick about some mosquito bites that recently healed. Thankful they no longer itch and thankful I can wear shorts around chicks again