Dawson Stapleton

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

Now let me just say this, I am NOT addicted to porn.

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

I wanna take whichever road leads me to Millie Bobby Brown

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

I think I might start praying

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

There’s two kinds of people in life, there’s people who read on kindles, and there’s the kind who smoke crack.

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

You’re late to the party, bub

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I think I’m in on Ella Langley. Pass it on

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

Why does instagram want me to buy #bluechew so bad

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

Them hotel room cleaning people really know how to tuck a sheet

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

@chucknorris is one funky looking motherf*cker, RIP to the goat

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

The Asian women right next to me just won a lot of money :(

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

Major credit to whomever stunk out the whole casino bathroom #legend

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

I forgot my Invisalign, god damnit

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

Can someone please teach me how to drive stick?

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

The little strings on the banana after you peel it can go to hell

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

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[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

Do diabetic girls taste sweet? Asking for a friend.

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

I’d like to plead guilty to a hate crime, and a domestic abuse charge. The victim is my toilet

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

Mission Complete.

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

Totally going to goon to this rocket launch tonight #NASA

[Dawson Stapleton @TheDStapes]

Does anyone use this anymore? Asking for a friend

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Shout out to pretty much ALL Fillipinos! Yall are amazing.