TheDubitare

BA Lit, MBA from a real school, reader, writer, miss KV and WZ, old enough to know better, young enough to try anyway.

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@perry_ron Warren Zevon. My ride's here.

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@NoContextBrits Well, that was boring.

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@Persian3725 @LBC But wait, there's more! It can tell when you've fallen more than 100 feet!

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@LBC Lemme guess... fell out a window.

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@ninaturner One day I shopped for car insurance. Shortly thereafter, my credit score went down 32 points. The car insurance companies checked my credit! WTAF?

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@ContrarySarie @TristanSnell Too bad it's not like Our Man in Havana and all he has is vacuum cleaner diagrams.

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Why is it legal for the major credit reporting agencies to also offer, for a price, credit building services?

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@mhdksafa HI! I've been not okay before. I hope you get better.

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If bots can get angry, you're in trouble.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The bots are angry at being counted 🤣

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This is just not fun any more. It reminds me of when the office helpers, who counted the votes, won homecoming queen and 2nd runner up. Seriously?

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@LoriCKW Somebody ain't getting laid.

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@mmirandaalaine Try 50. And I am so glad it finally happened. No shit.

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@elonmusk Exactly what does it say? All of what? Good thing you're not a lawyer.

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Ginger tuxedo nose freckles.

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

What kind of plant is this?
(Wrong answers only)

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@DemocraticDaisy @NoLieWithBTC @HuffPost What if he told you he would wear a condom?

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@NoLieWithBTC @HuffPost Get the net.

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How's that EEOC claim working out for you?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The extreme antibody reaction from those who fear free speech says it all

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"Oh, shit!" Elon Musk when he realizes Tinder and Twitter are not the same thing.

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@MarkHamill I'm leavin'.

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Where's the HAHA button? Oh, yeah, right here.

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

Trump is sitting there RIGHT NOW listening to that shit on repeat.