Jaisal Patel

[Jaisal Patel @theDurhamBFI]

@UltraLinx Yeah one person has clocked it. Recently learnt it’s Israeli owned and also fyi, Waze policy states and disputes are 100% tried in an Israeli court of law, not your country’s default court. Time to moooove

[Jaisal Patel @theDurhamBFI]

Wallahi, you’re old if you enjoy blue cheese. That shit bangs 🧀

[Jaisal Patel @theDurhamBFI]

@kai_shushman @mukandiful @CharlieStephe

[Jaisal Patel @theDurhamBFI]

@mukandiful @CharlieStephe *officer

[Jaisal Patel @theDurhamBFI]

@mukandiful @CharlieStephe Another tweet has a comment saying a local office quoted that they’re looking for a child

[Jaisal Patel @theDurhamBFI]

@hijakejohnstone @christiancalgie @TomHulme79 Poetry. Absolute poetry 😂

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

If you’re daft enough to believe this I’d imagine you’re too stupid to successfully pair yourself with another Bluetooth device anyway.

[sal @sxlang_]

Trent Assist Alisson header

[Jaisal Patel @theDurhamBFI]

@British_Airways 55 minutes waiting on hold for you to answer the call, only for you to go and cut it. Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?!

[Jaisal Patel @theDurhamBFI]

@piersmorgan You have the optimism of a soggy digestive in a wank cup of tea

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

how my boss 53 n asking me to call her by her first name ma’am i am a child of immigrants i was not raised like this

[Jaisal Patel @theDurhamBFI]

@APakwashee Lota lota, fill up the lota Lota, no tandha pani you khota 💦

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

I am a Fucking Pigeon with 40,000 more followers than you.

[Jaisal Patel @theDurhamBFI]

Imagine not liking cricket. What a ridiculous match #ENGvsNZ

[Marvel @Marvel_India]

The Indian Cricket Team right now. #CWC19

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

No words needed. ❤️

[Jaisal Patel @theDurhamBFI]

@ThomasJTobin1 Yo, suck a dick and chill my man. It doesn’t concern you and your opinion on this doesn’t matter