Dylan Pemberton

Always on time for being late. Never doing anything important. CSHS Senior 2015.

[Dylan Pemberton @theDylanppem]

@KenKimball11 @CNN And one day you will die and whatever future generations you spawn will grow up not having the baked in racism you have. This change isn’t for you or me. It’s for the future. For people who haven’t been born yet. So that they may grow up without racism’s stain on them.

[Dylan Pemberton @theDylanppem]

@DonaldJTrumpJr And I don’t regret 1 cent of it.

[Dylan Pemberton @theDylanppem]

@iamfine212 @MovieManDan1 @ssintheshow88 @CNN And that’s why they did the right thing. Because someone was watching.

[Dylan Pemberton @theDylanppem]

@granitenotebook @alyssa_doig I think they’re like if Smiths had paper that was as valuable as yen but only on Tuesdays last year.

[Dylan Pemberton @theDylanppem]

@neiltyson I just want to know where the sources are. That’s all I want to know. Show me the data.

[Dylan Pemberton @theDylanppem]

@mattyman1994 @dantonphanton_ @ChilledChaos @194Boo I appreciate your honesty and understand your internet skepticism.

[Dylan Pemberton @theDylanppem]

@FryRsquared No no no. You aren’t missing a gene. THEY are missing a gene.

[Dylan Pemberton @theDylanppem]

@LACprovo @EndlerLauren I’ve been destroyed

[Dylan Pemberton @theDylanppem]

@LACprovo @EndlerLauren Bruh what a play. Can I hop in the discrimination train? I need more privileges.

[Dylan Pemberton @theDylanppem]

@CalebHurst34 I mean to me Trump was exactly as I expected and Biden was a little better than I expected... so I guess I feel more confident in my vote now?

[Dylan Pemberton @theDylanppem]

Mitch McConnell: Get Mitch McConnel do delay vote on new Supreme Court Justice Like he did in 2016. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/yQzB31DxIe via @Change

[Dylan Pemberton @theDylanppem]

McConnell responds to Supreme Court nomination https://t.co/HX5WK2NbNG via @YouTube

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

Hi this is my joke &my dog. His name is Jack. May I have a car please? 🙏

[JM Rieger @RiegerReport]

Trump today:

“This is not the flu."

Trump on Feb. 26:

“View this the same as the flu."

Live updates: https://t.co/MiDrmgERue

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Here’s your daily Lulu update - she’s not the best chess partner but she’s getting there. If you’ve been putting off something like learning chess with your family, use the time you’d normally be out and about.

[danielle🪲 @bug_girl_babey]

College students:
- Don’t qualify for $1200 check if claimed as dependents
- Don’t qualify for $500 bc over 18
- Don’t get tuition refund
- Don’t get rent forgiveness for off-campus housing
- Don’t get to keep on-campus jobs
- Don’t get student loan forgiveness
- ?????

[Dylan Pemberton @theDylanppem]

@Mattpq91 @macjaeh @realDonaldTrump That’s 1. A conjecture and 2. A bad conjecture.

[Dylan Pemberton @theDylanppem]

If I die from this virus I’m gonna haunt all you people who didn’t social distance. Seriously.

[Dylan Pemberton @theDylanppem]

@LACprovo Teach him that cars are bad and magic the gathering is good