Thee Emir

The Crown Prince 🤴 of The Night Life 🌙

[Thee Emir @Thee_Emir]

Climb a mountain to see and admire the world NOT the world to see you #FridayMotivation

[J Nyakio Adongo 🇰🇪 @pixell8r]

@omondike_ Karma is a female dog 🐕. The way I was feeling sorry for the guy. Thanks for sharing the other side 😄

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

@omondike_ Hahaha dunia duara ikienda itarudi, dunia ni swara ikienda pia itaudhi.

[Uncle Kamau @ToniKamau10]

A baby staring at you and suddenly smiling feels like getting a five-star review from someone who cannot be bribed. This tiny human has zero social obligations and thought, “Yep, I like this face.” Absolutely undefeated endorsement.

[Roli @GamingNaRoli]

My fat ass thought that was cake.

[Thee Emir @Thee_Emir]

@GamingNaRoli I saw a cake too😂😂😂

[Thee Emir @Thee_Emir]

@newto_code_14 😂😂😂

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

A lady on TikTok says she wants to create an “ex review” website 😭😂 You sign up, create a profile and review the guy you dated. Other girls can search his name and see what they��re getting themselves into before investing 😭😭 I

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

Kuna mdem ashai ngoja nikatoa nguo alafu akaninyima na akanipea lecture nikiwa uchi😂

[Twesigye Aggrey @TwesigyeAggrey4]

When Gabon president's motorcade is passing, no living thing is spared. They have to clear way. Pity the dog.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Thee Emir @Thee_Emir]

@EUAmbKenya Kazi ifanyike🔥🔥

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i heard someone say, “the highest form of peace is having no desire to be seen, validated, or understood by anyone.” whew

[Degrata @Degrata254]

He had no patience with unsuccessful men. He had no patience with his father....

I like the pettiness in Chinua achebe.

[Xanda🏳️‍🌈 @GreatXanda]

Nothing is more humbling than getting dressed for a man who has not even decided whether he likes men.

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

Jhené Aiko addresses Big Sean on her new album & says he was cheating on her.

“Can't turn a fling into a real thing. Can't turn a promise into a wedding ring. Can't turn a h*e into a husband.”

“Who the f**k is Lisa? Who the f**k is Paige? Who the f**k is Brittany, get the f**k out of my face!”

[QUEER FAMILY VALUES 🌈 😍❤️ @QueerFamlove]

In a world full of expectations, finding someone who feels like home is everything ❤️

[Thee Emir @Thee_Emir]

@KhalidAlNumi IPhone 17 for me

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“My most embarrassing moment in Hollywood as a Nigerian ,was shooting an African-inspired movie. An Igbo actor struggled with the Yoruba language, so I explained it to the producers. They looked me in the face and said, ‘I DON’T CARE.’”

—Omotola Jalade

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

He stepped into the elevator while talking to his girlfriend and said, "I'm hanging up now; your husband is in the elevator with me. "
And then he got out. 😂

[Thee Emir @Thee_Emir]

@KeleleSaysKE Very true😂😂

[Thee Emir @Thee_Emir]

@FabiusMulongo Na kama hayuko interested in swimming 🏊‍♀️ 😂😂