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[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

Not talking to y’all anymore. This is a theory account for a little while.

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

Sam randomly revealing that he’s been a prayer warrior his whole life 😭😭😭

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

I didn’t remember the early years of Supernatural using its music this well. Like early Grey’s Anatomy or Scandal levels of sonic precision.

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

You could just… gender bend. Slap a dick on somebody and keep it pushing. It ain’t that hard yall.

[(deedee) Inigo Montoya Kinnie era 🇵🇷🇩🇴🔪 @deedeevertigo]

The thing about He-man being gay is that who would be he-man's boyfriend ( can't say skeletor, thats his uncle) like does he mannhave any boys that could be his boy friend

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

It just hit me that Joe is probably about to die. That’s why his son is acting like that.

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

I didn’t remember the early years of Supernatural using its music this well. Like early Grey’s Anatomy or Scandal levels of sonic precision.

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

Even as a very witchy person, anybody who uses the term “manifesting” is a red flag to me. If they don’t call that shit a spell, work/ing, root, prayer, goofer, etc they on some bullshit.

[guapunzel @guapunzel]

people on here be like “im so rich from manifesting!” then offer coaching for a fee and yall be paying them

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

They put your shit out on the porch??? They were fed tf up omg

[Buzz Lightyear @BigKidDinner]

One year ago today I got thrown out of a bachelor party in Austin because I told the people that planned it that they couldn't have done a worse job. Spent $400 on drinks for them the first night to loosen their pockets and they wouldn't eat anything that wasn't fast food slop.

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

25% meme, 25% horny fatherless gay bois, 50% this is a lot of people’s first real interaction with a white man from Delaware.

[cinder @blackcindyy]

why are people thirsting over Joe Biden’s son

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

Moving out of a rural Indiana town to a place where there’s a Costco AND a Winco.

[black buffy summers @yoncesbuffy]

HELPSISJDJDJDJ

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

@ugh__n0 And I really could’ve done without it.

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

@LordSubmissive_ It’s a shame you can’t imagine people actually caring about what you have to say…

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

Hating “hookup culture” within the gay community is also a sign that you probably have internalized homophobia. Cus it’s no reason to be mad that somebody else is fucking.

[danny @d4nnytye]

thinking that grindr created or even particularly bolstered ‘hookup culture’ is a sign someone doesn’t know any gay history

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

Just said out loud “I’m not a fem top. I’m just a too who happens to be fem” and then nearly cringed to fucking death. Omg shut the fuck up loser

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

Having low impulse control but high self awareness is really the fucking pits.

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

lol twitter hype is really not an indicator of success anymore omg

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ earned a poor $29.3M on its domestic box office opening weekend.

Budget was $200M.

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

@nintendhooee Might bust out with a little Love to Burn at any moment

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

There are songs from Instant Star that I still know word for word

[jamie ♏️ @nintendhooee]

The N really had some good shows back then 😭

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

Some really good things are happening in my life but I can’t tell people on here that I’ve been in connection and community with for over a decade because this algorithm puts your tweets on nazi tls and there’s no circles.

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

There are 14 years between the second and third one and the series requires tons of Disney rights to produce. Be calm

[KJGD | Gazun💮 @Gazungamer]

"KINGDOM HEARTS IV is on the way!"

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

Rewatching Supernatural and every once in a while there’s a “Sam and Dean go to a sundown town” episode and they don’t really hold back, so that’s nice.

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

But he never failed to pick up the phone for me. We’d just talk about shit for hours. He’d try to convert me. I sent him pictures of my dinner one night. It was a good summer we spent together

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

Have I ever told you guys about the really low moment in my life when I was having regular phone conversations at night with one of the scammers on grindr after he threatened to show my nudes to the world if I didn’t send him $2000?

[Anastasia Beaverhausen @nohole69]

Grindr scammers trying to catfish me with gay guy nudes from twitter as if I haven’t seen every gay guy nude on this website. Ha! Nice try.

[ms. free rodney hinton, mfa @TheeAuthoress]

He wasn’t a nice guy, he was really homophobic, but obviously doing a lot of coke to get through his long shifts on the job.