Blair

Chelsea.

Even if...

[𝕻𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖎𝖆 ⚓️ @Palingenesia__]

If you’re ever being interviewed by a woman for a professional role, NEVER mention you have children; If you’re being interviewed by a man, bring it up on purpose.

[𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐰𝐚 𝐘𝐚𝐤𝐨 𝐌𝐝𝐥𝐮𝐥𝐢 @uthabowisdom]

FIFA will regret playing African teams at 3am while our grannies are fresh and active shem.

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

friends with benefits and the benefit is we are friends

[Ngalula @NgalulaDonald]

We have a president and his deputy tweeting like Form 4 West backbenchers 😆

[jacob juma @kabetes]

The only reason why William Ruto fights Standard newspaper, owners & her editors is coz of perceived political competition with Gideon Moi.

[Blair @theeBbt]

@_num4 Ulisema ni Kariobangi North or South? Niletee kipii Crips.

[Juja_finnest💥 @JUJA_KOT]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Oguyo oguyo @atienohh]

Corporate nayo ukienda head on with your manager there’s only one of you who will lose na sio manager. That’s why I always stay observing from a safe distance

[Blair @theeBbt]

@WilliamsRuto Hapo Kwa "do your worst" ndio penye dawa ilipenya into your red blood cells.

[Game6ix🎸 @paayme3]

Some Niggas be looking happy asf and going through the darkest times of their life keep ya head up gangsta

[Sir Daniel @sir_Danniell]

Scary times to be a nigga walking around the streets of Mombasa

[Ben @TheKimilu]

Suicidal thoughts na unakula hadi lunch

[Blair @theeBbt]

@KyleSuji Bloody samosa ni zenye simepakwa damu ama?

[Keleback @kkKelechi_]

Niggas owe you 10K and start ghosting. Keep the money bro I just want my friend back

[27. @dimvji]

god's plan

[Blair @theeBbt]

@bozgabi @theebbt

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

People who have access to you have no idea how unreachable you are to everyone else, until they become everyone else.

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

“you don’t owe your parents anything”

yeah maybe not you and yours, but i owe mine like mad, thanks

[27. @dimvji]

you need a sense of humour to get through this crazy world