Ethan Standing

[Ethan Standing @TheEbone67]

What's up Twitter world? Oh okay, nice catching up with ya, smell ya later lmao

[Ethan Standing @TheEbone67]

Steak dinner and a few Canadians at the Houstan steak house, a mean rack of ribs

[Ethan Standing @TheEbone67]

I got a came with some sugar. Call that sugar cane, running while I'm cool, call that Kool Runnings, lmaooo

[Ethan Standing @TheEbone67]

@nfl playoffs are shaping up to be pretty interesting, probably the year the seahawks take the Super Bowl

[Ethan Standing @TheEbone67]

I got my grandma on speed dial call that Instagram

[Ethan Standing @TheEbone67]

Ain't been on here in a while, twitter+Viagra=twitagra

[Ethan Standing @TheEbone67]

Lost 10lbs in 30 days, goodlifes stair master machines are intense, along with the hydroxycut, think I will start hitting the bag again

[Ethan Standing @TheEbone67]

God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy, haha love that song

[Ethan Standing @TheEbone67]

Viagra+twitter=twitagra

[Ethan Standing @TheEbone67]

6 20 packs of bud should last me this maylong, candle lake with the boys all weekend #blacked #scrappin white faggots

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

A form of execution was performed in the ancient Rome that involved sawing a person in half starting from the groin while hung upside down.

[Ethan Standing @TheEbone67]

Blew a couple hundy at GNC today, gonna lift the weights hard on these days off

[Ethan Standing @TheEbone67]

@sonnench k, chael sonnen would get run over by someone who played in the nfl, aint no chance against a 6'9 350lbs lineman

[UFC @ufc]

Chael: "I stomped Anderson. He didn't knock me down, I fell down. Best pound for pound? He's not the best round-for-round." #UFC159

[NFL @NFL]

Vikings looking to trade up in first round, targeting WR: http://t.co/1sQ1LMi68r

[Ethan Standing @TheEbone67]

shoulders and calves are sooooo sore today, gonna blast some arms right away, first things first, gotta chug the good stuff @nanovapor

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

8 - the number where your winning streaks ends and your losing streak begins. #UFC159 #4/27/13

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

25 - the minutes Jon Jones will spend on his back having a make out session with my fists #UFC159 #4/27/13

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

21 - the age you were legal to drink, the morning after felt similar to what's its like being in the cage with me #UFC159 #4/27/13