Elle

Hotter online. Funnier in person.

[50cent @50cent]

Coming soon! LOL 😆

[Elle @TheElle_uminati]

Lmfao bro

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Diddy's lawyer says that Diddy’s large supply of baby oil is simply because he lives near Costco and purchases it in bulk 😭😭

[RealVinnieJames @RealVinnieJames]

@harris_wins He's not imposing a tax hike. Before you just believe what these liars tell you all... RESEARCH IT. They're lying. And in this clip, he's talking about the ability of the Executive Branch to levy tariffs. Democrats are blending economic concepts and vomiting out nonsense. -VJ

[New York Shade @newyorkshade]

@harris_wins and the crowd goes mild

[Elle @TheElle_uminati]

So the place I just moved since the middle of the night has had these strange flying objects almost glitching out. It's been very bizarre. I don't even know quite how to describe it without sounding like an absolute tinfoil hat collector.we literally just watched the world glitch

[Elle @TheElle_uminati]

I've been addressing my cat as, "the C word" lately. As in " here comes the 'C word' chunking up the stairs to knock over my glitter."

Apparently everyone thinks I mean cunt.

Y'all her name is Cleopatra.
Grow up.

[Elle @TheElle_uminati]

Ok so I gotta.
Imagine OWNING a bakery.
A place to make and sell sweet treats that people pay extra for the quality and effort and passion and skill for.
Ok. Imagine OWNING a bakery.
Now imagine you only use boxed cookie and cake mixes.
And store bought Oreos.
BSFFRRN

[Elle @TheElle_uminati]

So I just moved a thousand miles across the country and have honestly have met the most unhinged human being in existence. I thought that level of delulu was just lore.
All I want to do is make a thread to elucidate each escalation.
It's giving future Netflix special vibes.

[Elle @TheElle_uminati]

Is @elonmusk just not so subtly pulling a Genghis Khan genetic style take over for mars?

THE MUSK CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES OF THE COSMOS..

[Elle @TheElle_uminati]

Bro this is NOT that side of Twitter

If you want toe smut. I expect a pedicure deposit prior to ten messages begging to see the arches.

This is not a McDonald's walk thru.

[Elle @TheElle_uminati]

Now that's what I call a dad joke.
💀💀

[Elle @TheElle_uminati]

@HaircutConsult Honestly I've been growing it out for over a year and I have MISSED it long so much. I was even considering extensions again just to be able to have it longer quicker. It's at an awkward length though because it's so thick lol

[Elle @TheElle_uminati]

So I finally have my hair down past my shoulders and then I get sent this from last time I cut it and NOW I'M SPIRALING. Should I chop it again?
I also can't decide what color to dye it.
........am I manic?

[Elle @TheElle_uminati]

@Daddygreg1235 Listen Greg; You are welcome to cash app me. However if inboxed every stranger on the Internet that can't read the CA tag in the OP...I would be typing all day long. Imagine conversing with 20 people w/o the patience to finish reading a tweet.

Poor use of energy
😘Js

[Elle @TheElle_uminati]

All I need right now is forehead kisses and someone to cash app me $777.77 🫠

$lilluminatii

[Elle @TheElle_uminati]

Daily reminder that exterminating children and farmers and women and elderly & hospital patients is STILL a crime against humanity.

I implore that revisit the feelings of disbelief and heartache you felt learning world history.
With every beat of my heart I hope you have yours.

[Elle @TheElle_uminati]

Y'all are just SCRAPING for that in to scam. Lol. My tag is IN THE TWEET. And I want 777.77 and forehead kisses, I don't need it.

Prey elsewhere lol.

[Elle @TheElle_uminati]

@anny763938541 Lol what

[Elle @TheElle_uminati]

For this not being a spicy account I get A LOT of requests for foot pics.