Laura Wagner

Wife. Dog Mom. Mess.

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

@Doritos I used to have Doritos and chocolate milk every day as a snack after elementary school. It might sound like a bizarre combo, but it hit every time. 💕

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

Anytime I read anything on the internet, I’m like, “Okay, I hear you, but are we exaggerating again?”

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

Who’s gonna tell these guys they don’t need to wait at the airport?

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

I respect people who have a consistent daily first word in wordle, but every day I just wait for the universe to send me a sign of what mine should be. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

My husband calls it “And Suddenly Then.” 💕

[Jessie Kahnweiler @jesskahnweiler]

My boyfriend just called it ‘and then there was that’

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

@GuyNoir1138 Well, look what we have here. I may have been consuming them after all! #doritodiet

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

I know I need to eat more whole grains, but exactly what percent grains have I been eating? 🤔

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

We all agree being a better person doesn’t start until Monday, right? #HappyNewYear

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

#PizzaHut sent me an email with the subject “Laura: Your Year in Pizza” and that’s honestly the only recap I want to see from the last 12 months.

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

Uh… is this supposed to be in order of importance? #boringdystopia

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

Asking for a friend.

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

Today when I opened Google Maps, Siri suggested I drive to my therapist, and after this past week, I'm glad someone finally had the nerve to say it.

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

If my husband ever left me for Olivia Rodrigo, the worst part would be knowing I would have to listen to her music to get over it. 🤣

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

“Look, I don’t want to stress about this.” - My sister, actively stressing about this

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

Well, at least this #doge isn’t at all anxious about tonight. 🤣 #dogecoin

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

@fariZafar @elonmusk Mine are different! But if I add the b it becomes the second and third option. The ferver is definitely wild! 🚀 To the moon!!

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

@sgtesco Much theory! Such finance!

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

The Over $0.40 Smirk. #DogecoinToTheMoon #DogecoinRise

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

@Giamdaddy

[Laura Wagner @TheElleBee]

@firstbasscoach @barkbox Happy and beautiful!