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🏳️‍⚧️2 time competition winner and plastic baby enthusiast ✨Dm or email to book

[EᗰᗷEᖇᒪY @TheEmberly]

I’m a very funny t slur xox

[Sagibearius / Sharon For The Evening @TheSagibearius]

The fantastic @TheEmberly at the @TheLoftBrum roast!

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

putting money and other offerings in front of the giggy statue like it's a buddha

[۟ @islandderss]

Deoderant clumps in my armpits

[howdy bitch @looksalotlikeme]

I heard a24 got the rights to squidward’s suicide

[[email protected] @missmaamshe]

Anything to avoid supporting local drag

[David Benedict 🏳️‍🌈🕎 @eggsbened]

There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

[EᗰᗷEᖇᒪY @TheEmberly]

Trinity “The Chud” Taylor

is this anything?

[A Constant Risk of Fire @SeeDaviGo]

Jesus what an incredible face. Even in a wig made of hay

[Pontoffel_NoPockets (COMMS OPEN) @pontoffelnp]

She still invades my mind⚡

[irene. @pascalcoded]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO GROGU 😭😭😭

[Grace @gracecamille_]

that’s a star, baby. Idk what to tell you.

[EᗰᗷEᖇᒪY @TheEmberly]

I knew someone that used to eat the lil plastic pepperami sleeve, and she’s vegetarian now (probably unrelated)

[Iris Lewinsky @1R_1S]

grilling some frogs😋

[portal cavalo branco de twin peaks @vvvictoooor]

eu sempre bato no peito pra dizer que a melhor coisa do início de 30 rock é a rachel dratch fazendo cameo todo episódio com um personagem diferente

amo a imitação da barbara walters

[turbomander @turbomander]

me: homunculus, have you seen my scrying orb?
my loathsome and suspiscously orb-shaped homunculus:

[EᗰᗷEᖇᒪY @TheEmberly]

Tomorrow I’m gonna vote for whoever has a plan to deal with cyclists x

[alice (she/her/hi) @AliceYarr]

Losing my mind at this AI generated poster in my mates local shop. HEINZ CHUNBY PEAS. CHILL £ON CARNE. JOHN WEST TAKED CHUNS.

[Daniel @sillyolddaniel]

I was just reminded of the time when Rita Ora turned up to the Met Gala wearing an outfit adorned with beads she said were thousands of years old and then said: "Older, I think, than anyone on this planet."

[turbomander @turbomander]

how my loathsome homunculus looks at me after i catch it in the act of committing murder (it knows it cannot go to hell for it has no soul to damn)

[EᗰᗷEᖇᒪY @TheEmberly]

Place I only ate at twice asked me if I want the usual