Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a cinematographer to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if “moody lighting" helps
Who’s your best buddy?
-Raggy?
Right! And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?
-Rooby Doo?
That's right Scoob. You are. And we're like two trippy peas in a far out pod man.