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[Zach @TheEmminizer]

@GM why do you sell products with known design flaws and not care to take care of your customers? You knew this was going to be a problem which is why you changed your powertrain warranty so it fails just outside. Enjoy your class action lawsuits.

[Joe Russo @joerussotweets]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD isn't a bad movie.

Problem is, the whole story is building toward Red Hulk and Disney GAVE IT AWAY IN THE MARKETING.

The audience is ahead of the movie the whole time.

They chose butts in seats over storytelling and THAT'S why reviews are bad.

[BLACKSTAR @Art444Star]

I want to make this very clear:

Young men have nothing.

Literally, we have nothing, no future prospects, most don't have skills, most don't have partners, all for reasons outside of our control

All we had was our hobbies, and we couldn't even be left alone to have that

[Valyrian Fire 🐉 @turtledumplin]

Our side lost because of the intolerance of the tolerant left. If you don’t see that, then we will keep losing.
People didn’t vote for Trump, they voted against you.
They voted against your “if you don’t agree with me then you’re my enemy” mentality.
They voted against your need to have an echo chamber or risk being canceled.
They voted against being attacked for a difference in opinion.
They voted against being called pedos, racists, homophobes, Nazis simply for disagreeing with you.
They voted for the right to keep YOU out of decisions for their children.
They voted against having to walk on eggshells for fear of offending someone.

I don’t care who I piss off by saying this, step out of the tunnel vision and have a civil conversation with folks and take responsibility for your part in pushing people, who are on the fence, to vote against you.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Saquon Barkley just hit the cleanest backwards hurdle

[Azriel Mari @MrMariae]

It’s time for the reminder

[Riley🧃🧸 @Riley__senpai]

How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

No matter how big or how small, celebrate your wins in the gym and be proud of yourself.

[🖲️ @TexansSavedMe]

Prayers for Ceedee Lamb man 💔

There’s nothing wrong with him he just has Dak Prescott as his quarterback

[Jodeci’s Leather Vest @twistedfiction4]

I was reading on a college level by fourth grade. Some of us were actually just smarter than our classmates and that’s ok.

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Pete should go into the Hall of Fame. As a great baseball person reminded me, he was given a lifetime suspension. So he has satisfied the terms of his ban.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

There should be thoughtful discussion of substantive issues, rather than people simply hating who the media tells them to hate

[Zach @TheEmminizer]

Bro was the voice of my childhood between Sandlot and Vader 😢 May the force be with you Mr Mertle

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

James Earl Jones has passed away at age 93

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

That dog is evil😭

[Bobby Gonzalez Employment Application @bobbygonzburner]

You can be gay and not a fag.

There’s a whole South Park episode about this.

I stand with Jaren Duran.

[Zach @TheEmminizer]

Someone start a petition to get the presidential debates moved to comedy central bc this shits hilarious

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Your girl whenever she sees my victory royal snap story