Brianne Caldwell

[Brianne Caldwell @TheEmptyPinata]

@UberSteve Asking for a friend...

[Brianne Caldwell @TheEmptyPinata]

@UberSteve I thought it was the new Star Wars movie

[Brianne Caldwell @TheEmptyPinata]

Except I'll never regret eating two dinners.

[Brianne Caldwell @TheEmptyPinata]

@UberSteve Because the only thing more disappointing than an empty pinata is me.

[Brianne Caldwell @TheEmptyPinata]

@UberSteve

[Brianne Caldwell @TheEmptyPinata]

The heroes we need AND deserve ☕

[Duffel Blog @DuffelBlog]

Green Beans Coffee also plans to test its new Modular Overseas Coffee House Assembler to expedite the deployment of creature comforts to forward areas. https://t.co/zSlhYd2rcx

[Brianne Caldwell @TheEmptyPinata]

Me: *Gets orders to move to Hawaii in 5 months*
Hawaii: We get snow here too b*tch!

[NWS Eastern Region @NWSEastern]

Blizzard Warning for Hawaii, and before most of the continental US? Snow accumulations of 12" or more and wind gusts over 100 mph are expected on the summits of the Big Island this weekend. A look at the number of days since each NWS office last issued a blizzard warning.

[Brianne Caldwell @TheEmptyPinata]

@UberSteve

[Brianne Caldwell @TheEmptyPinata]

TBT to a great Thanksgiving two years ago in the sandbox! Glad to be home with family!

[Steve @UberSteve]

*thru a mouth full of cereal*
How much ya short??

[Brianne Caldwell @TheEmptyPinata]

When you find bargains at Goodwill 💁🏽‍♀️

[Brianne Caldwell @TheEmptyPinata]

🔥 🍂

[Brianne Caldwell @TheEmptyPinata]

Time to go to work 💪

[Brianne Caldwell @TheEmptyPinata]

@UberSteve

[Brianne Caldwell @TheEmptyPinata]

26 y.o. and I still get excited over new cleats 🥎 #letsgo

[Brianne Caldwell @TheEmptyPinata]

- 6 months of bulking 👍😊💪
- 2 weeks of cutting 😭😵

[Brianne Caldwell @TheEmptyPinata]

Sweet baby Jesus please make all this stuff fit in my carry on 😬

[Brianne Caldwell @TheEmptyPinata]

Yeah, I'm getting a new water heater currently... #ShockedThatDidntWork 😑