The Greenest of Machines

Just here to cause a ruckus.

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@Topps @EsqGranny am I doing this right?

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never yell balm on an airplane #homonyms

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RBNY > NYCFC

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@mfdash I mean congrats new car yay!

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@mfdash best not to tweet grand theft auto

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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.
Bananaphone!

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@AngieSuarez1996 you obviously were dropped on your head multiple times by negligent parents when you were a baby #braindead

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Jim Parsons is not funny at all. If you watch the big bang theory then you have terrible tastes in entertainment. #NotFunny

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Just finished a game of Jenga so intense I'm sweating. #outofshape

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Jealousy: when you really have to poop, but you are walking the dog and have to clean up after his instead.

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Literally everything tastes better with bacon. Everything. #bacon

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Watching #idol with the wife. How many drugs are the judges on this year? Praising everyone for terrible singing 2 days in a row. #paycheck

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Morgan Freeman should lease out his voice for narrating things.

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Drinking a Big Easy Imperial Maibock by @lakefront - http://t.co/cQTohUF60v

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Learned how to log back in to Twitter! #oldman

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First time back on Twitter in months...

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If dogs could laugh, the world would be creepy as shit.

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If you drive a Kia Soul and aren't a hamster, you are disappointing everyone. #dontknowwhattohashtag

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Can Busta Rhymes sue Richard Sherman for face infringement or something like that. #samedude

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I think I'm going to write a stand up set for myself. And it's going to be all about farts and poop. And thus will begin my fame.