Gail Thee Snail

Lifted and twisted

[Gail Thee Snail @TheeSnail]

I'm the she-wolf in your closet.

Let me out so I can breathe

[Austine @theereal_one]

There are black men doing time for this. There are black men doing time for this

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Labyrinth (1986) never gets the love it should. Jim Henson built a whole fantasy world out of pure craft, Bowie walked in and owned the movie with one raised eyebrow, and the practical effects still go harder than most modern CGI.

[Gail Thee Snail @TheeSnail]

I need a reverse harem of only smart boys. I want engineers, gaming nerds, musicians and lovers of spreadsheets.

I want to constantly be saying " that's nice sweetie" when one of my boys finishes a project for me or beats one of their silly little games

[Gail Thee Snail @TheeSnail]

I want to download a bunch of movie trailers but I hate YouTube and I don't want it to take a million years

[Gail Thee Snail @TheeSnail]

I want to produce a hit speak alt rock song and disappear form society

[Gail Thee Snail @TheeSnail]

Somebody please tell me to put down this crochet hook and start painting again 🥲

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The fact they made this for an animated kids movie but it also happened to be one of the greatest pop songs ever is incredible

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Things that have never ruined my day:
• Trans people existing
• Gender-neutral bathrooms
• Women in charge
• Immigrants wanting a better life
• Drag queen story time
• Pronouns
• Education
• Science and progress
• Diversity in the workplace

Things that have ruined my day:
Conservatives

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Perfect representation of Trump regime politics. Does anyone really buy that the big problem in our healthcare system is immigrants? But of course it’s easy to scapegoat powerless people. Much harder to take on Pharma, health insurance and private equity. they have no interest in doing so anyway since this regime’s first priority is the billionaire class.

[Gail Thee Snail @TheeSnail]

Birds don't wait until they're back at the nest to take a shit. Why should I?

[reyna cervantes @Jfcdoomblade]

Anti-working class article. Take a shit on the clock.

[Gail Thee Snail @TheeSnail]

Every morning I get up at 4:30 so I can teach ESL to kiddos in a different time zone. I'm exhausted because all I think about is how to still get seven hours of sleep even though I'm only clocked in for two hours 😅

[` @evadivalore]

This 360 Brat version of this still lives in my mind rent-free lol

[The Nostalgia Queen @BeaWitTheBraces]

You need to stop and watch Ziggy Marley perform the Arthur theme song live so it can heal your soul 🥹❤️

[Gail Thee Snail @TheeSnail]

🧚🧚

[Davidvinc @TheDavidVinc]

No, I don't want to get a summary from AI.
No, I don't want writing assistance from AI.
No, I don't want an AI overview of my google search.

Please STOP stuffing this AI down our throats!

[𝖓𝖞𝖒𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖆 ✷ @nmphaee]

My art is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My art is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My art is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My art is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My art is good, the algorithm just ignores me.

[Gail Thee Snail @TheeSnail]

I have the perfect idea for a novel but all I've been doing lately is writing papers so my motivation to commit myself to a project is so low. How do people handle having more than three things going on in their lives?

[Gail Thee Snail @TheeSnail]

Today at my physical my primary doctor asked me how my IUD insertion went... I told him every gory detail and how I ended up throwing up. I know it wasn't his fault but if a doctor is willing to listen, I'm going to advocate 🤷

[Novelle art. @artistryhere]

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