Space King

it is I, Space King

[Space King @TheeSpaceKing]

@YtelSGM Listen to a woman's opinion, that's how bad the movie is

[Space King @TheeSpaceKing]

I decided to subject myself to the torture of this movie because it thought to myself "SURLY, the fact that the movie caused the WHOLE Internet to stop hating each other and hate this movie doesn't mean it's that bad right?".
This movie was so awful and stupid, the only good part of the damn movie was the villains, who are aliens, and I fucking hate aliens. The marketing for the movie makes it seems like a projection of horrible ethics and the relationships are atrocious. No parent should be ashamed of their child being single. you should not dump a woman who is in love with you to save your ex, who dumped you on your birthday, on a random planet after having sex with her ant then NOT get back with her after your ex who you saved still dumped you.
This movie is horrible, stupid and I regret spending an hour and a half on this piece of shit

[Space King @TheeSpaceKing]

Basically, this shut in princess of lesbians gets depressed because her girlfriend breaks up with her on her birthday and can't summon this stupid royal ax, the ex gets kidnapped by Xenos who want the ax to power their chick magnet. The Xenos hire a bounty hunter to get the ax, princess meets musical lesbian that she gets with after killing the bounty hunter for trying to take the royal ax. Xenos get pissed and threatened to drop the princess's ex in acid if they don't get the ax, princess dumps musical lesbian to save ex that still doesn't love her, princess wins and moves on after realizing that her ex doesn't love her and the Xenos become gay

[Space King @TheeSpaceKing]

@Bushido_Drag0n Absolute

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@UrizenOfColchis @IronFistSigmar @ImaginatorBryce @ShitpostRock I'm your father's brother, he is jealous that I got cooler shit

[Space King @TheeSpaceKing]

@omegaworld10 I mean the original Mario movie was bad but there was still some good stuff about it. This, this was just awful

[Space King @TheeSpaceKing]

@omegaworld10 Basically, I should have listened

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@Nerdo23Ardra93 @FlashgitzAnims No, I'ma make you immortal and make you a punching bag.

[Space King @TheeSpaceKing]

@DailyLoud This is stupid,

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@KamilaBombette I don't even know who you are but yeah you look like that

[Space King @TheeSpaceKing]

@MaxiChronicles Sacrificed looks for power. It happens sometimes

[Space King @TheeSpaceKing]

@EightBitWarrior Well if you don't like owning your video games then you should have just said that. Here let me pull up a chair for you, it's even got your name on it

[Space King @TheeSpaceKing]

@Fazbear_ent_682 NOOOO

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@Nerdo23Ardra93 @FlashgitzAnims You are going to be

[Space King @TheeSpaceKing]

@thewittywhy @Hatemonger_ I hate that this makes sense.

[Space King @TheeSpaceKing]

@ReclaimerSquad @Hatemonger_ He had WHAT on his terminal!?

[Space King @TheeSpaceKing]

@NomadLazy Execution

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@FlashgitzAnims Oh I'm excited for this

[Space King @TheeSpaceKing]

@skeletanks @DiscussingFilm Probably not but I know there are weirdos who will