Robert

Laugh at everything.

[acervo wanda maximoff @wandaacervo]

eu achava tão lindo a evolução dos poderes dela

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American REQUIEEEEMMMMM #beyhive

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Sex is cool but have you ever pulled the crab meat out the crab leg in one piece????????

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What year do y’all think celebrities gave up on posting on their own social media platforms?

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So does like everyone have a podcast????

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To all my gym people what is your best advice on getting started?

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All y’all winter lovers come clean this shyt up NOW!!!!

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“I put ya picture on my mirror start to buss when sb says ya name” or whatever Fantasia said 😭😭

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I would love to be so moved by seeing my bride walk down the aisle like the grooms do in videos…but I’m not a crier. AND I DAMN SURE CANT CRY IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY LMAOOOOOOO 😭😭

[⋮ @prayyouucatchme]

this performance always brings me so much joy whenever i watch it, her energy and smile radiates

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If you didn’t vote because “both candidates were bad” ur part of the problem. As adults you should be familiar with the concept of choosing the lesser of two evils.

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Just remembered in kindergarten the time they asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up…my dumb ahh said “a hospital” 😭😭😭😭

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Soooo an actress from #TheChi just walked into my job?!?!?!

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Pray for my grandma…she ok but she keep watching ghetto tubi movies 🤦🏽‍♂️😪

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For example:

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I love that in this movie each character has a solo shot of them aura farming 🙂‍↕️

[wens.1998 @1998Wens]

Peak

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To the girl I married in 2010 in summer camp plz make sure dinner is on the table tonight or else…bitxh

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@leonardismo0 You being my only engagement on this app is hilarious!

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Tik tok and twitter will just casually show you some of the finest people you’d ever seen fr

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@wandasattorney Watching again today!!! 🤝🏾

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Leaks and Insiders are very much destroying CBM twitter!! #DOOMSDAY