Theo Tel

for your health

[Theo Tel @Theetel]

Salt and vinegar chips on a plane??????

[Dordt Defender Athletics @dordtdefenders]

⚽️ 🎥 | GOAL!! KARINNA TEL BREAKS THE TIE

[Theo Tel @Theetel]

When you have to explain what a “bruh moment” is to somebody 😒😒 #bruh - twitter for iPad mini

[Theo Tel @Theetel]

Someone had the nerve to tell me “believe you me” to my face yesterday - twitter for ipad

[Theo Tel @Theetel]

Damn. I was just starting to like that George Santos guy! #questioninghischaracter #dueprocess

[Theo Tel @Theetel]

@DavidLiebeHart Me and I speak for all of the greater Tacoma area

[Pete Carroll @PeteCarroll]

Hey @NextGenStats a little help here? Trying to get a measurement between me and @iamSauceGardner

[Aaron @aaroncabrera_]

.@JaMorant https://t.co/FNptIlWohQ

[Theo Tel @Theetel]

What is Trader Joe putting in his plants that make them start self destructing as soon as they leave the store

[ICEMAN🧊 @isaiahdaboy]

Ja Morant Woulda had the worst day of his fucking life if he woulda came into my Ross with that riff raff🤣👎🏽🚫🤡

[Theo Tel @Theetel]

New battery flavor just dropped 🚨🚨😋

[Duracell @Duracell]

Parents, the bitter coating used on Duracell lithium coin batteries discourages accidental swallowing and, unlike your overbearing mother-in-law, is non-toxic.

[Theo Tel @Theetel]

@TraderKoz Eat a lemon

[Theo Tel @Theetel]

@TraderKoz Mbappe is washed

[Pitbull @pitbull]

#NewProfilePic

[Theo Tel @Theetel]

@BrianR_4 I need a big hat!! Gimme the plug 🔌🔌🔌

[DRUSKI @druski]

Road Construction Workers be doing everything BUT they Damn Job 😂😭 THIS WHY TRAFFIC SO BAD

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Reminder to hikers and Houston baseball players that trash cans should only be used for their intended purpose.

[Theo Tel @Theetel]

@NWSSeattle @CrystalMt Standing waves of air pressure?

[Theo Tel @Theetel]

They should make it illegal for old people to text and drive, it’s not safe!