Dynamide

Manchester City fan 💙 | Video editor 🎬 | Football & good vibes ⚽ | Occasionally funny 😂 | Just sharing my thoughts.

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Was about leaving the supermarket with the Dangote Sugar I took without paying and they're calling security

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Spurs management trying not to crash out after spending over 300 million Euros and not registering a single goal in 4 league games

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@ManCity Skilliman!

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Players on the bench watching managers tell them they're entering in the second and half (they aren't playing a single minute)

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My friend's mum offered me food, I said "I'm fine" and she took the food back

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When I buy two Dangote cement bags but get none free

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I have to introduce myself as a Dangote shareholder every time because these people keep asking me to pay for our products

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Keeping my inner peace after that person said I should do what I literally was about to do

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When that bro doesn't add investor before my name (I bought Dangote's shares)

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I need to schedule time for my shareholders meeting this week with Dangote

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@premierleague Best DM in the league by far
I've seen it since forest

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@premierleague Dominant Defensive Midfielder

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oh

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not tweeting again till someone calls me handsome

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not tweeting again till someone calls me handsome

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Me saying "it's enough" after realizing mid-argument that they were right

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@premierleague Bruno🪄

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The winner of the 2026 Balon d'or......Lionel Messi

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United and Chelsea watching newly promoted Hull city take 3 points away from them

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Elliot Anderson plays for my club

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That win is coming, I can sense it