Falcon Storm 🌊

Author, Comedian, Dad. A Jack of All Trades that's too lazy to do the rest. He/They

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@QuitschGaming @jska00 And that’s what you tell anyone snooping around your CC statement.🧐

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@QuitschGaming @jska00 It’s a place to shop for ceiling fans, desk fans, even paper fans. Every type of fan all at reasonable prices. But ONLY Fans. You won’t find air conditioning or any of the like. Just fans.

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@ghraizi_ryan @EdKrassen Chris Brown - 180 days of community service
Cardi B - 15 days of community service
Ezra Miller -$692 fine
Mel Gibson - Counseling
And there’s huge list of others, this was just a quick google search away.

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@OccupyDemocrats

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@theodd1sout I almost felt cheated as an elder millennial, but then I remembered that ours just wasn’t a cartoon. @SnoopDogg

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@MaisieLynn17 I would’ve saved so much time if I’d just looked in the comments rather than searching databases of Pride Flags to find “Graysexual.” You and my ADHD teamed up to make me learn stuff

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@tarastrong I did not realize that there was a @CobraKaiSeries crossover with the Powerpuff Girls.

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@hankgreen Transitive property, right? You have cancer? Nope. Cancer has you. And I don’t think cancer has all the help you do. (Also I just got back from the Galapagos so here is a brown pelican from the islands, told you I’d be sending more)

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@hankgreen my connection is spotty, but this was the first pelican we’ve seen here. More to come hopefully.

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@hankgreen This is how I found out, but I’m leaving for the Galapagos soon and will send pics of the brown pelicans there. For now, here’s one from the tour company

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@ThePopTingz So why are you using his picture from his 60th birthday?

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@SethAndrewsTTA https://t.co/tFTi4cuJr7

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If it’s a mental health issue, then you obviously support Universal Healthcare for All so we can stop these shootings, right? Or are you merely trying to shift focus from the real problem while you and yours don’t do a damn thing to fix the issue? #FDT

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

100% True.

This is not a gun problem.

This is a mental health problem.

This is a social problem.

This is a cultural problem.

This is a spiritual problem.

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You know, when I ask my smart assistant to play the Immigrant Song and it kicks off with @HamiltonMusical Mix Tape rather than Led Zeppelin, you just know @Lin_Manuel deserves ALL the awards.

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@tarastrong I’m still miffed they didn’t put you in Suicide Squad. Sure, it’s live action, but you’re Harley. So of course, I’d want you as Raven 11 out of 10 times

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@ghoulbagel I’m sensing a theme here. Do I work in Fire gym?

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@Sean63148072 @carrie1964 @CalltoActivism Not a poll. Merely the visualization of data collected by the @ADL

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@Sean63148072 @carrie1964 @CalltoActivism

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I keep seeing flimsy “evidence” about the most recent shooter, but how about some actual data rather than assuming political affiliation by pronouns? This is 2012-2021

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 10 Apr 2008 (via @twi_age).