Batrick

I work graveyard in a blood Bank, living the dream 🧛‍♂️

[Batrick @TheFatMistake]

@birdscolour56 Probably something stupid like white headed black boobie finch

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@googlepie_1 @Codaamaosett @glitchvix It's not about knowing "ancient human history" lmfao. Humans were always social animals, even before being humans. And been having twins. And most other animals have more than one baby at a time.

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@Codaamaosett @glitchvix I've heard this joke a bunch of times and sometimes it's funny and sometimes it's super dumb I'm sorry 😔

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@1CThanhx They were probably practicing with that same light saber tbh

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@kuuhenki I mean as far as fetishes go, this feels like a very harmless one tbh lmao.

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@Codaamaosett @glitchvix I'm not gonna argue with you because eventually you'll realize I'm completely right then you'll criticize me for pointing out a dumb joke lmao

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@brrrrtizy @glitchvix So we probably knew about twins before we evolved into humans lol

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@Codaamaosett @glitchvix I just got ratiod by a dumbass 😭😭😭

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@doodooball8 @glitchvix "the first human to fart must have been like uh oh what just came out my butt 😳" lmao

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@peternew52 @ScottieFan2 @glitchvix Yes because our evolutionary ancestors also had consciousness.

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@cowincrisis Describing a cow as "big" seems redundant 😭

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@mooseincrisis Debut (noun): The first thing I slap when I see ur momma

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@GBC_Press Translation: Fighting with Iran is making me look bad and I don't like that.

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@The_Regal_Raven Skinny legends

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@Scarletkoito333 That was 2016 tbh

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@WatcherGuru Art of the deal guys!

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@schoolxxfight @dietcoke4evaaaa I saw the one liked comment, but what were the posts she made saying white women are better

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@EastEndJoe Maga be like "would you still hate Trump if he wasn't anything like Trump"

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@LionInCrisis Why do you got all that fluff on your face then bro