Eric Cartman

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[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

[📌] - KAHL! You gotta come quick! Your little brother's getting edit mogged on Parody Twitter!

[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

@LANGZ0FFICALZ AY

[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

someone buy me kfc and i'll make a drive

[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

What the hell did I do to you!?

[Stan Marsh @stanley___marsh]

@TheFatOne4000 I hope you burn

[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

@ItsPipPirrip God, you are so lame, Pip.

[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

Anyone wanna play fortnite? Just don't invite Butters because he lowkey sucks. Not even lowkey, he just does suck.

[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

@ItsPipPirrip Exactly! That's why we don't let him play with us!

[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

@stanley___marsh Fine, but you assholes better listen to me this time!

[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

@ItsPipPirrip Why don't you help him then, Pip?

[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

@PR0FESS0RBUTT3R See?

[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

@PR0FESS0RBUTT3R Well how are you gonna do that if you don't have the stick of truth, dumbass?

[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

@PR0FESS0RBUTT3R What, are you gonna throw another hissy fit because we won't let you play fortnite with us?

[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

@PC_Principal_RP I'm terribly sorry PC Principal! It shall never happen again!

[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

Shut up, you homo!

[Stewie Griffin @Mini_Genius1]

That’s just how you normally look fatty.

[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

I'm glad someone here can appreciate my art!

[Stewie Griffin @Mini_Genius1]

That is a..

Interesting piece of artwork.

[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

What I do?

[Kotone Yuki 🏳️‍⚧️ @WipingAll0UT_]

Oh come on

[Baldi's Basics in Parodying and RPing @99BaldTeacher]

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[Baldi's Basics in Parodying and RPing @99BaldTeacher]

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[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

Oh yeah? Well how would YOU like to suck my balls!?

[Baldi's Basics in Parodying and RPing @99BaldTeacher]

You are the worst student I've ever had the displeasure to teach.

If you act up ONE more time I will slap you with this ruler so hard you'll pass out.

[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

You're probably the only person who cares! Wendy's a total bitch!

[Stan Marsh @stanley___marsh]

ME DUMBASS.

[Eric Cartman @TheFatOne4000]

You totally suck, dude!

[Baldi's Basics in Parodying and RPing @99BaldTeacher]

This is possibly the WORST class I've ever had to teach.