Lachlan Fernandes

Occupation: Local Cryptid /
Goals: wants to to publish a book of poetry. /
Pronouns: He/Him

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

Her name is Sheriff Beans and she would make an excellent villain and deserves it.

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

How do I convince @Marvel to let my cat make a cameo in What If?

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

@Joltzen

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

@egoraptor please play more mtg on #gamegrumps

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

This accurately describes the effect my cat has on my household

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

My girlfriend looking at gollum: "I could fix him"

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

If you wanna date me you gotta beat My Seven Evil Deck's
#MTG #MagicTheGathering

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

"When you fight god, who then can you pray too?"- Me playing #FFXIV #Endwalker

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

I was very excited to see barbie to say the least

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

Having testicles is just one really long and very low stakes escort mission

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

Fuck this isn't a comment is it

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

Which sketch character in #AuntyDonnasCoffeeCafe would win in a fight

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

Which sketch character in #AuntyDonnasCoffeeCafe would win in a fight

[Aunty Donna @AuntyDonnaBoys]

Broden here. I will answer every question with #AuntyDonnasCoffeeCafe in the comments

[@joltzen.bsky.social @Joltzen]

Alien girlfriend, but make her Minecraft 🛸👽
#UltraFightingAliens

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

Me: *Visibly tearing up talking about Samwise gamgee*
My girlfriend: Are you ok?
Me: He's just such a good boy

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

You make my penis go *insert Mario noise*

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

Im revamping and rebranding my poetry twitter

[Sisyphean Local Cryptid @CryptidSisyphus]

Too long have I built my bridges out of matchsticks
Waiting for the slightest friction to reduce them to cinders

#poetry #poetrytwitter

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

I got this dope as lord of the rings tattoo the other day. God i hope thr elvish is right #Tolkien #lotr

[@joltzen.bsky.social @Joltzen]

This #WorldUFODay🛸, I am excited to officially unveil a project of mine that's been in the works for the last couple years, ULTRA FIGHTING ALIENS!
@FightingAliens👽
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[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

I'm an assistant at the talented @Joltzen and @NeurithForge table at #supanova Sydney

[Neurith Forge /Vgen @NeurithForge]

Originally, I’m from Etsy but they kinda doing small business dirty atm so here I am, expanding. I do DnD character and party portraits.
PayPal only.

DM me for details or email me at: [email protected]

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #commissionsopen

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

Me staring at the cookie container

[Lachlan Fernandes @TheFernhands]

NASA sending nudes into space to contact aliens is the planetary equivalent of saying "U up?"
#NASA