Coach Contis had this to say after his team's victory, "The edibles with his high school bro ended up paying off and now the Chuggers will pay the price".
Reports indicated that Coach Miller was having NONE OF IT with the high school edible bro talk.
Our matchup of the week was the Jeremiyah Love sweepstakes, as the Chuggers lose Tankathon by beating the Bulldogs 124.66 - 79.50. The Bulldogs are barking their way into the offseason, as they now are on the clock with the #1 overall pick in this upcoming draft.
Sobotka says "sit down tits" to Titos as they proved victorious 160.16 - 108.44. With Sobotka already locking up the #1 seed, this game came down to whether Titos wanted it more. Evidently so, he did not.
Team Dogman showed up to a feast with a snack-sized appetite, getting out-MUNCHED 113.78 - 70.42 against Olson. Olson's team is starting to shape-up right in time, while Dogman's inability to close at the trade deadline looks to be hurting his team.
Riggins Dynasty forgot what they were playing for as they prove victorious versus the Troopas 144.16 - 106.86 in an absolutely meaningless game. Coach Scooter is looking to make a playoff push while fans of Riggins are left wondering why they traded for Saquon in the first place.
The Chaldean Mafia hammer the Mob 127.44 - 53. Matchup was about as vanilla as vanilla gets. League execs have been left wondering if the Mob intentionally threw this matchup as a loss propelled them to the #2 pick while the Mafia are looking spicy heading into playoffs.
Scootas Troopas? More like Scootas Poopas, as the Chuggers came firing on all cylinders 117.34 - 98.54. Reports indicated that the Coach Contis was visibly upset as they now might lose out on the Jeremiyah Love sweepstakes after this win.
We had a tight one as the Chaldean Mafia proved victorious vs the Raleigh Bulldogs 98.42 - 97.30. Mafia still remains on a pursuit of a top seed while coach Miller was reportedly seen taking edibles with his edible bro from HS after the game.
Our third matchup of the week takes us to Riggins land where they came out victorious against the O Block Mob 92.64 - 78.34 in an absolute snoozefest. Both coaches were caught napping after the game.
For our matchup of the week, we witnessed Dogman munch the hell out of Sobotka 107.04 - 81.26. Daws picks up a crucial victory on his pursuit to having a top seed while Ross falls to 10-3.
Coach Olson after the game said "We can score. We just can't stop them from scoring. And that's the problem".
Similar to what Coach Herb Brooks said in Miracle, it looks like its' everyone's net right now Jim.
In our first matchup of week 13 we saw Team Titos put a whomping on Olson 164.38 - 126.24. Team Titos picks up a big win on his pursuit to a top seed while Olson falls to 6-7.
GET the to-go box for Riggins Dynasty. After making moves insinuating they are going for it this year, Coach Duffy gets intensely smoked by Sobotka 97 to 150. This wasn't even close. Over before it started. Throw some cheese curds in the to-go box too.
BIG RIVALRY ALERT! Team Tito's defeats O Block Mob 133 to 117. Both sides remained quiet although there is usually animosity. The Mob will never forget what Tito's had said years ago.
In an intense tilt with POTENTIAL jinx's and allegations (will be explored later in the future perhaps). Chaldean Mafia moderately unleashes against Scootas Troopas 145 to 123. Both sides competed to the final minute and the Mafia looks in form as the playoffs near.
OLSON keeps the playoff hopes alive with a 115 to 81 victory over Raleigh Bulldogs. Coach Olson is almost a near lock to make the playoffs while JJ grinds film night in and night out on the upcoming rookie class.
As we near playoff time, Team Dogman nibbles their way past the Teremana Chuggers 91 to 62. Team Dogman was PISSED about his team's performance. "we quickly need to figure out how to properly munch again " Is all Coach Daws had to say.
On his way to the tunnel he was spotted barking at the make-a-wish children. A bad look for a team and coach you who also clinched the playoffs this week.
In one of the biggest blowouts in the history of The League, The Chaldean Mafia took down Team Dogman 163.58-65.42. Coach Dorfman was visibly upset following the blowout loss. First seen yelling at the sideline reporter, screaming that he was "having absolutely none of it!".