FiletMignon

Home of Oxford's famous Sunday morning breakfast

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So who made the rule that nudity on tv isn't okay, but tribal boobs are?

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Grinny projectile

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@alexbusam is a science bitch

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@alexbusam had a secret obsession with shania twain

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It was just a real quality ass shake

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"You're wearing way to much clothing for it to be free" - limo driver to girls asking for a free ride

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And then he asked the Italian chick "How's Mussolini doing?"

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There's only one honey badger

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Sebastian the ghost cat

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1.) Fuck Iran
2.) No HJ's

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"You were ruined for all other men"

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Kornau was banned on sitting Santas lap after the 1994 incident

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On second thought it was a bad night to have a Viagra party

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Hey @KnoxBox124 can we agree that @SeaAliceOxford is the bastard child of houses?

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We all know who #7 is

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss

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Time for tubby bye bye

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I've thought about going to jail as a workout plan

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Fuzzy Zella

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Come cook at Filet mignon we'll leave the oven on for you