Phil V

business as usual

[King Charles (parody) @kingcharles_lll]

I hate this fucking job already

[Phil V @TheFillup]

Got fired from a job once. Wanted to cry. On the drive home All Star by smash mouth came on, never looked back.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Online class is our divine punishment for having made fun of the University of Phoenix all these years

[Phil V @TheFillup]

@ItsGwegoclock Try harder. Cheap down there

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@ItsGwegoclock I’m just here for the porn and politics

[Phil V @TheFillup]

Ten years on Twitter. Damn I’m old

[Phil V @TheFillup]

@WhismanSucks Savage

[Whisman @WhismanSucks]

Waking up well rested with depression is like being mad horny but your dick fell off.

[Popular Science @PopSci]

These lizards are the holy grail of herpetology—they're also targets in the illegal wildlife trade https://t.co/TO1ohgpLfc

[T’RAY @teerae]

I spend a lot of time on Zillow looking at $600,000 homes for someone who doesn’t have $600,000

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

Somebody get this dog in the Draft Combine.....

[A happier day @AHappierDay]

The weather man dog had a small dog couch

[Hidden Movie Details @moviedetail]

In Shrek 2 (2004) the guards grind pepper directly on Shrek's eyes since pepper spray had yet to exist

[Phil V @TheFillup]

Returned to twitter because the rivers in North Texas are whack

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@melanie4johnson awesome! I love it

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@melanie4johnson really?!

[Phil V @TheFillup]

Went camping at buescher state park this weekend.

[Phil V @TheFillup]

A good sniper can spot a burning cigarette from a mile away. #thingsilltellmykids