Satish

Quizzer. Cricket. Kohli. Räikkonen. Vettel. Arsenal. “Everything you love is very likely to be lost, but in the end, love will return in a different way."

[Satish @TheFinalCountUp]

@gauravsabnis A decade since india has lost to Australia in a test series yet we are always told “this will be a defining moment against pace”. So it’s ok. We don’t need to carry the torch of fairness. We have been epic from 12 years at home and deserve some time to lick the wounds.

[Satish @TheFinalCountUp]

@PaulDennett_ People will lose interest at Aus leading 3-0. No one wants to hang around for 14-0 (solitary draw after 4 days were washed out).

[Lance Deuer @LanceDeuer]

@SwiftOnSecurity you are not liable for lawsuit for damages that you did not cause.

what to do: tell your boss that you quit and that he can send you a job offer if he wants you back at the office on monday. since he is in a tight spot, demand a 20% raise with it.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

As we're shitposting from the stands, there are people in the arena doing the real work. Respect to y'all. If this is your first major outage and remediation project, just know that this experience handling crisis is important and people look for. Use success on your job pitches

[Srinivas Kodali @digitaldutta]

Dear @TelanganaCOPs why are you collecting details of everyone who checks-in into a hotel in Hyderabad and why are you sending them to a blockchain company - zebichain?

[People's Archive of Rural India @PARInetwork]

MP govt is punishing "rioters" who had engaged in stone-pelting by destroying private property.

But the idea of Wasim pelting stores is difficult to digest. He had lost both his arms in 2005.

Then why was his house shop razed down too?
[read ahead]

[peeleraja @peeleraja]

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Sam Altman thought he was invincible. He had disrupted the world with OpenAI.
🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴
Harvard students used ChatGPT.
Yale students used ChatGPT.
Ashoka students used ChatGPT.
Amity students used ChaTGPT.
🖥️🖥️🖥️🖥️🖥️
Microsoft used ChatGPT.
Google used ChatGPT.
Oracle used ChatGPT.
🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
New York Times used ChatGPT.
Haaretz used ChatGPT.
Times Now used ChatGPT.
🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Sam had conquered the world. But he had crossed one bridge too far. Someone had reported that instead of working 70h a week, Indian IT engineers were using ChatGPT in Mysore.
🕉️🕉️🕉️🕉️🕉️
Sam received a Facetime call from the board chair. "You are fired," said he. Behind him, Sam saw a simple elderly lady in a cotton saree. Her hands were folded in a namaste.
🎖️🎖️🎖️🎖️🎖️

[M @MayantiLanger_B]

So moved by your genuine concern regarding budgets. Concerns that have me tagged in innumerable posts, my family and friends being inundated by images, some altered perhaps to play down the atrocity of a Blazer dress 🫣 Fear not, we can afford a full suit for the Final 🥹

[thaddeus e. grugq @thegrugq]

Australian man arrested after handing passport to immigration officers with cocaine inside.

He’s charged with possession and importing a class 2 substance (0.17g) into the Kingdom.

Safer travels tip: check your passport for cocaine before immigration

https://t.co/RRYiltVlEZ

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

2 unskippable ads

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Who Comfortably Achieved Yoga Pose Doing It Completely Wrong https://t.co/uulvv3tUof

[Shrikant @HomerOpines]

A) Perception is not reality.
B) the BCCI, which runs the game in a nation of 1.4 billion people,need the ICC which cannot organize a piss up in a brewery?
C) tacit admission that the Project Snow types have abdicated their roles for money?

[Shrikant @HomerOpines]

Bring on Sunday!

[Joy Bhattacharjya @joybhattacharj]

About sport, and us.
In July 2022, after Virat got his 12th ODI century, Shiju Balandan predicted on FB that his idol would get to 50. He kept updating on his post till Virat's 33rd. And then Shiju left us.
His friends continued the count. And yesterday, Shiju got there!

[Ben Gardner @Ben_Wisden]

Prediction

South Africa - 213 all out (50 overs)
Australia - 213-0 (19.5 overs)
Downpour
No result
South Africa progress to the final by virtue of finishing second in the group stage

[Joy Bhattacharjya @joybhattacharj]

Shami came to play club cricket in Bengal around 2006, and made his debut for Bengal in 2010, a year before Mamata Banerjee came to power. He was picked by the KKR team in 2011, outside the auction, on the recommendation of Jeet Banerjee & coach Dav Whatmore.

[Joy Bhattacharjya @joybhattacharj]

If intent and unselfishness are the parameters, Rohit Sharma is the best batter in this World Cup.
Very few top players can change their intent and playing style this late in such a great career, but Rohit managed that switch after the 2022 T20 semi final!

[Shrikant @HomerOpines]

“I don’t want to take away from the quality of this Indian team and the cricket they are playing” and then list every nonsensical reason to throw shade at the team and question their wins.
Play better cricket on the day, and win - isn’t that what you told us all these years?

[Satish @TheFinalCountUp]

@HomerOpines 😂

[Satish @TheFinalCountUp]

They changed the chant at the last minute. When will the BCCI stop!!?

[Vipul @Sporty_Baba]

The Mohammed Shami chant in Mumbai.

Love when he is on a prowl and everyone in the stadium is chanting his name.

Really wonder how any batsman would feel to be there in the middle while facing him.